Jeremy Hammett
@jeremyhammett.bsky.social
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Wannabe novelist, foul mouthed story teller, dad and recovering dirtbag I sometimes write something interesting at: https://in-the-pines.ghost.io
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What I’m gonna have to do is record myself telling the damn story then transcribe it but I don’t wanna. Feels weird to try and tell the damn story to myself.
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I’m in a dry spell with words and I hate it.

I always hate it. This shit sucks. I don’t want AI I want something other than my fingers that will take the words from my brain to my laptop
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Like yea, there are very real problems in Hawaii.

We got fucking shot at when we trained in Makua Valley because locals wanted the land back from the Army.

But this dick isn’t the guy to get paid to write about it.
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One of the things this dick flatly refuses to recognize is POVERTY! The native people on Oahu have a lot less money than he does. They’re not world travelers because it’s fucking insanely expensive to travel from Oahu. Hell it’s insanely expensive to LIVE on Oahu.
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This author though thinks he can get inter library loans from a university library where he is neither student nor staff because they stock his books and yea I think maybe the problems his ego not the Hawaiian people.
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I lived in Hawaii for 3 years and while there were certainly struggles between locals and us Haole it was pretty easily navigated by avoiding illegal narcotics and not being a giant prick.
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The reason I read this article is because someone else posted it and pointed out the author seems like a real prick. I tried but can’t find the post to repost.

Just wanted to say if someone wants to pay me to go to Hawaii I can do this better cheaper.

www.smithsonianmag.com/travel/paul-...
Paul Theroux’s Quest to Define Hawaii
For this renowned travel writer, no place has proved harder to decipher than his home for the past 22 years
www.smithsonianmag.com
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I mean I hope he cancels it because fuck all that traffic man.
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Fuckin Trump out here talking about Massachusetts crime and LOL this white bread ass state ain’t got no fuckin crime.
A screen shot of a Facebook post.  It reads:

WCVB Channel 5 Boston 

President Donald Trump suggested Tuesday that he could pull 2026 World Cup games from Gillette Stadiu... See more

'UNSAFE CONDITIONS'
TRUMP SUGGESTS PULLING WORLD CUP GAMES FROM
FOXBOROUGH
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The dude who put up a “Democrats hate America” sign in Foxboro must’ve had an angry conversation with his wife because it was gone within 48hrs
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I’m not adverse to that but I gotta cook supper and bedtime and then I’m supposed to write a 1200 word rough draft tonight so…
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Saw a hand written “Remember Charlie Kirk!” Sign hanging on a telephone pole in Brockton today. Folks really lost their minds over that dude.
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Y’all know I was gonna go with some deep cut redneck shit but this is it. This is the best cover.

youtu.be/8mJJNSg7kAA?...
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I’m at the point where I’m picking each string just to make sure I’m not accidentally muting something with my far fingers. My goal is eventually to learn how to play slide guitar.
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The other thing about the Politico Young Republican text leak is every one of those Nazi fucks looks exactly how you think they will.
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Did basic scales and picking exercises for at least an hour today and I’ll get a few more iterations in once the kid goes to bed tonight.
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Ha.
Between kid, writing, and guitar I only get to watch movies on flights anymore. But I’ll keep it in mind.
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You know what’s fun about these leaked chats?

A lot of them are from “blue” states.
cwarzel.bsky.social
watching the government's social media accounts spit out groyper stuff on main this whole last year, this is how i imagined the behind the scenes chats were going
politico.com
EXCLUSIVE: Thousands of leaked messages show leaders of Young Republican groups joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape in a private Telegram chat.

Inside rising GOP leaders’ racist chats — obtained by POLITICO and spanning more than 7 months👇
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Light aircraft kill folks all the fucking time and this moron thought he could just fly off into a NorEaster?
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So some Masshole moron flew a private plane in a NorEaster, crashed on the goddamned freeway and managed to hurt some innocent driver while killing himself and just…what the fuck is wrong with people?
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I must not have seen it because I wildly misunderstood that reference.
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Had the brief urge to post something that would really start some shit and get me put on a couple of block lists but I decided fuck it.

Log off and play more guitar scales.
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I don’t think so, just noting the weird depressing vibe and my sudden new found struggles in getting a Covid vaccine
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Oh cool.
You gotta get approval from your primary care to get a Covid vaccine through the VA now. Won’t be a big hassle but it’s the difference between walking out vaccinated today and having to come back in a few weeks.