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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 22m

If I had to guess (and I do) I'd say disconnect all of the new stuff, then hook it up again one step at a time, stopping between steps to check for the malfunction. At some point you'll have gone one step too far and you'll know where the problem lies.

Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 4h

Dogs give us their best years and our worst day. It's a good trade, though it might not seem like it now. RIP Tanner.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 19h

Exercised today, played with Sophie, worked on the bike and the novel. Earned a movie night. Time for a rematch with Kenneth Branagh's "Hamlet". Fought it to a draw last time. This time might try it with the subtitles off, see if I can make it to the soliloquy before throwing in the towel.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 20h

The sound of silence. Well, not exactly silence, but a lot quieter than the D-Day racket from the old SuperTrapp. I'll still wear earplugs when I ride--always have, always will--but no one will wince as I putt past them. There are noisier lawnmowers on my block. #motosky #motorcycle

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 2d

Yes and no. The destinations were fun but the travel--especially by air--wasn't. I haven't flown since 1998 and have no desire to fly anywhere again in the future. Last time I traveled for any length of time I jumped in the car and wandered around the PNW for a week.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 2d

I submitted the last chunk of a big job today. Now for some palate cleansers--a movie, baseball playoff highlights, and the latest episode of NOVA. Tomorrow it's back to ruthlessly and unapologetically messing with the lives of imaginary people. Dance, monkeys! #booksky #amwriting #author #WIP

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 2d

Recently I realized I started my riding career on a Kawasaki dual-purpose bike (1970 175cc F3 Bushwacker) and may well end it on another Kawasaki DP. Back-up plan: When I get too old and creaky for two wheels I'll put a sidecar on the KLR and buy Sophie some Doggles. #motosky #motorcycle

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 2d

I'm glad you're enjoying it. Here's a much younger me on that trip, enjoying being treated as if I were a much more important person than I actually was.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 3d

"Is that...a piece of food? A crumb?"
That's dog hair. Yours, if I'm not mistaken.
"Are you sure? It might be food."
Taste it, then. Go ahead.
"Can you just hand it to me?"
I'm not your butler.
"But I'd have to get off the warm, soft couch..."
I'll get the vacuum.

#dogsofbluesky #goldenretriever

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 3d

I put my WIP aside a few weeks ago to do some paying work. That work wraps up soon and I'll be getting back to the novel. If I can remember what it's about. And who's in it. And what they're supposed to do. And why. #amwriting #booksky #author

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 3d

It's a soul-destroying process. I'm only now getting responses to queries I sent out in January.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 3d

#9 is the reason I throw books across the room. ("How did this get into print without anyone knowing the difference between 'further' and 'farther'?!")

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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 4d

Let’s talk about AI art.

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A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about AI art.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 4d

(Julliard graduate sees sign, wipes tear away, follows sign)

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 4d

"I want you to throw the ball but I don't want to give you the ball."

This is what's known as a paradogs.

#dogsofbluesky #goldenretriever

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 5d

Winzer could read but he moved his lips.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

This is precisely the reason all but one of my bikes over the last 40 years or so have had tubeless tires. I can put in a plug in minutes and be on my way. I fear a tube will one day strand me in BFE with no cell signal and they'll eventually find my bleached bones in a Kilimanjaro jacket and pants.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

As in "Honda have introduced a new model"?

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

While removing the old front tire from my rescue KLR650 my back and shoulders made the kinds of noises that have, over the years, helped put three chiropractors' kids through college. I'm sore tonight. Tomorrow I'll be immobile. #motosky #motorcycle #waytoooldforthisshit

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

Definitely pro Oxford.

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

This reminded me that I once posted something with a spelling error and five minutes later my ex called me on the phone to make sure I was all right. #booksky #amwriting #authors

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

Thank you!

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 6d

Thanks!

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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · 7d

By now you might be asking yourself "Who is this guy? And why is he like that?" Well, it'll cost you $2.99 to find out. #motosky #motorcycle #booksky #autobiography
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Jerry Smith, writer, motorcyclist, Sophie's dad. @jerrysmith6559.bsky.social · Jul 15

"I've always enjoyed Jerry Smith's writing but his somewhat nomadic career has not always made him easy to track down. This collection of his writings...was just what I needed...A terrific read from start to finish." (5-star review) #motosky #books www.amazon.com/dp/1719235317

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