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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

Democracy needs your help

Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?

1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

69 is supposedly the "sex number" but imo 88 is far more erotic because it looks like two people sucking their own dick

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

oh, you're gonna send this to my friends and family? better pay out 69 cents for each one

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

with generative AI getting so real it's honestly good sense to whip your balls out on OnlyFans and get ahead of the potential sex blackmail

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?

1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

Conducting a poll. What kind of content would you like to see on this account?

1. Racoon facts
2. Mountain Dew reviews
3. Ending every post with "how 'bout that, Jack?"
4. Continue joking about sucking dick

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

i wasn't going to be able to either but that won't stop me from being indignant

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

My favorite thing to do on an airplane is open the window shade and stare out for approximately five minutes, then fall asleep so no one else can—oh wait, that’s the guy next to me.

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

(sorry)

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

don’t be

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

that is bullshit

space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

funny thing to tell someone for a service that is going to run out of money

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

your insurance covers a second daily dose? jealous

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

this hits hard but not as hard as will the vyvanse working through a whole liter of mountain dew cold red

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

alright, that’s it for rapid fire posting. thank you for watching and don’t forget to dislike and unsubscribe

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

honored

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

word problems, no less

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

my DMs are as open as my anal cavity

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

in statistics the probability of something happening and its complement form a sum of all possible events, so just take whatever i am and subtract it from 1

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

spreading my asshole in the twerk position at my colonoscopy all “mr director, i’m ready for my close up”

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

insane*

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

i should honestly put a disclaimer on my profile because i can’t be held liable for the harm that does to society.

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

i’m on a plane but i promise to go through it when i’m not worried about people thinking im contemplatively looking at porn

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

the thing about rapid fire posting is that it will never get old, it will never get annoying—you are beloved, cherished, blocked

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space jew, etc @jewish.bsky.social · 1d

props for not taking one look at my feed and calling in a wellness check on me

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