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Jordan Hoffman, your friend.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 1h
Cigarettes after sex, no
Macaroni salad after sex, yes
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 2h
The next Safdie film www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDFM...
Crazy Eddie Commercials and Bloopers 1980's
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 18h
It's so good!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 19h
I learned about this being on D+ from YOU!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 19h
Wrote about a Gen X classic for Decider dot com. Read up! decider.com/2025/10/10/s...
'Something Wicked This Way Comes' unearthed by Disney+, resurfacing long-buried nightmares for Gen X
The camera effects and animated enhancements still look great, as do the matte painted vistas of midwest meadows with multihued fall trees.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 19h
Imagine if MICKEY 17 wasn’t just throwing shit against the wall!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 20h
I am floored by how spectacular TRON: ARES is. My favorite big budget studio picture of 2025 by far.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 23h
A hurried mohel busts into the room holding a scalpel shouting HOO BRIS
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 1d
I appreciate the enthusiasm but i feel ONE corn maze suffices!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 2d
ZINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 2d
HOFFMAN ON SPORTS: It’s fine for the Yankees to lose a playoff series once in a while but to a CANADIAN team?!? This is an outrage. There must be a Congressional inquiry!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 2d
Maybe if it lays off the pork roll a little bit
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d
I did wonder about the correlation between the ad and the headline.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d
Bog Queen sounds super cool! On order at my local library for me thanks to you.
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 3d
You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN
Two middle-age dudes playing henchman on Batman
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Esther Zuckerman @ezwrites.bsky.social · 3d
Spoke with legend Jim "lunatics, haters, and punk trash" Downey about working with PTA twice, Tim Robinson and "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?" www.gq.com/story/jim-do...
Jim Downey? The Movie Actor?
He retired as SNL's longest-tenured writer more than a decade ago. Now, at 73, he's having a moment, with a viral Epstein joke on Conan's podcast, a sinister supporting turn in One Battle After Anothe...
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John DeVore @johndevore.bsky.social · 3d
pivot to oatmeal
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d
Obsessive scrutiny of 'Brothers Karamazov' translations — not dissimilar from ranking Jerry solos from 'Going Down the Road Feeling Bad' across the '72 tour
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d
It's a bold choice!
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d
The Asbury Park Press telling it like it is this morning.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 3d
This is so good. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDWc...
Structure in Emotion
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 5d
I, BS news.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 5d
Now that the initial shock has worn off, I see that there is a lot of t i m e in between the announced Rush dates. I would not be surprised if the current nights sell out in 15 mins (as I believe they will) they add some additional cities.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 5d
I am happy to report I've just been made editor-in-chief of IBS News.
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Jordan Hoffman, your friend. @jhoffman.bsky.social · 5d
Annika Niles with Jeff Beck on 'Freeway Jam' in 2022.

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Jeff Beck Live 2022 🡆 Freeway Jam 🡄 Sept 25 ⬘ The Woodlands, TX
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