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Mortadella Jones.

@jikiteejones.bsky.social

86 followers 290 following 540 posts

Trump-hating berserker (love prosciutto well I should say). I would round up maga imbeciles and force them to work on the farms abandoned by migrants. If only I could. If only I could.

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 22d

I can’t think of a reason they wouldn’t take a job, with a signing bonus no less, doing what they love, their dream job actually.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

That’s called a catsplosion

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

I also think he might be prejudiced

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

Underwear

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

Little League, summer camp, basketball and poker games

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

On GuitarCenter and Chucky Cheese, rock concerts, book clubs, Oddfellows, Italian restaurants, BigO Tires and socks and underwhere.

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

Dude’s a shortcuck.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

I believe his anger is partly due to his wife spending a weekend with gang bangers and then booking another weekend.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

He declared war on coffee shops and nail salon salons

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

I think you got beat up during college too. Possibly by everyone on his dorm floor.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · 28d

The “they” He’s babbling about are domestic American citizens.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Sep 24

Haha, what a great joke

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Sep 20

What assholes! No court will hear this effing bullshit.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Sep 13

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Sep 10

Charlie Kirk the moral philosopher instructed us to accepts our gun deaths as the inevitable cost of his freedom. Long live freedom.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Aug 2

Absolutely insufficient evidence to go this far. Don’t be an asshole. And don’t bore me with your insufficient evidence in defense.

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Aug 2

Wow, if this is not ai provocation I don’t know what is. This is a bullshit post designed to spread disinfo. Fuck you

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Jun 2

Gee, maybe because they’re concerned about getting killed by angry citizens who had enough of smirking jackbooted thugs dehumanizing the people they love

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 30

Tell us you don’t know what a “recession” means without telling us

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 30

What the motherfuck…

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 28

I don't think Elon understands that joke.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 25

Hang in there Brother.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 25

Im going make a fortune selling OBama 28 hats.

Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 25

There is no limit to the offensiveness of Donald J. Trump, the most despicable man to ever enter American public life. May his punishment be eternal.

www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...

Trump Pardons Politician Who Paid For Plastic Surgery With Funds For Slain Officer

Former Nevada lawmaker Michele Fiore was awaiting sentencing on federal charges that she used money meant for a statue honoring a slain police officer for plastic surgery.

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Mortadella Jones. @jikiteejones.bsky.social · Apr 21

I take it they’re not stupid. That means that they’re dishonest. Trump made liars out of all of them