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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 16h

Nice to know other teams are as bad as Seattle is at penalties

jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 18h

You may want to stay a little tighter to that Messi fellow

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 21h

great hot mic moment on Chicago Fire radio heading into halftime

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 1d

It’s eroding more and more each year.

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Jason Davis @davisjason.bsky.social · 3d

Today is Diego Maradona's birthday so allow me to bless your timeline.

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 3d

Movie itself holds up, but there are some slurs peppered throughout so proceed with caution

jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 3d

El Presidente!

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 4d

They should have gave it a full 10 episodes to build to it, and yeah it works. Bad execution of a great idea.

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 4d

Ethan Klein not Ezra Klein.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 4d

What is Michael B Jordan up to?

jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 5d

The fact that Trump is obviously the antichrist helps

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 5d

Try that again

jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 6d

Don't worry, Sounders head to Minnesota for a completely frustrating play off game where we ship a goal late on some shitty set piece.

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 6d

Worse than getting a kid killed due to negligence?

jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 7d

I got a warning once because a broken reader didn’t register my pass. I told the fare checking person that I had a monthly pass anyway and they said it didn’t matter, had to give them my id and all that. If they were that concerned they could start taking payments while they randomly check swipes.

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 8d

Noticed that last night, it is forgetting the dash for the range and smashing them together lol

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 8d

Used to listen semi regularly and my spidey senses went off as soon as he said that he regularly attends burning man

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 10d

Oklahoma car dealers

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 10d

Remember Whitewater, how quaint

jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 10d

They at least had cubicles

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 11d

in a more civilized society this would get you removed from office

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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 11d

App for Mike Johnson’s son to monitor his dad’s unconstitutional behavior

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 11d

Sunday President diarrheas on the country, Monday President bulldozes White House, Tuesday President steals $230 million, Wednesday President... fucks a horse? Let's see if he fucks a horse.

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jmax0202.bsky.social @jmax0202.bsky.social · 12d

Impressively wrong