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Jeffrey Nonken
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Firmware developer, gamer, nerd, general weirdo. Likes dogs, loves cats. Progressive boomer. Self-diagnosed high-masking autistic. He/him. Profile pic is a cartoonified selfie of me and my daughters in a coffee shop. I make pretend airplanes for a living.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 14h
Headline: It's not what you think
Me: Oh, I thought it was just the next letter after USB-A and USB-B, I wonder what weird reason it's really "C"
Article: It's the successor to "A" and "B"
Me: ...
What the 'C' in USB-C really means (it's not what you think)
USB-C has become a significant part of our daily lives, and not everyone knows what the 'C' may stand for.
www.pocket-lint.com
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
I also have a version of that meme that says "Christmas music in July".
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
Water. Sometimes just drinking lots of water fixes my headaches.

Not always, it's not a cure-all, but it's probably good for you anyway. 😀
Four diagrams of a human head showing areas in red where different kinds of headaches are centered. Migraine: Area just behind the eye spreading to the temple Hypertension: Back of the head Stress: Back of the head, and a band all the way around from the forehead to the back A Chatty Extrovert: The entire head is red
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
Well, I mean, he only knows the names of like 8 presidents. And four of them are Obama, Biden, Hillary, and Kamala.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
4-panel comic of two people sitting on a subway train. Man has a pair of headphones around his neck and a backpack in his lap. Panel 1: Man has taken a second pair of headphones out of his backpack. Woman: Do you always carry an extra set of headphones? Panel 2: Man: You never know who might need them Panel 3: Man 2 is sitting nearby talking loudly at his phone, which is on speakerphone. Man 2: Yeah that's crazy Phone: I know! Whatever Man: Speak of the devil Panel 4: Man is angrily using his spare pair of headphones to strangle Man 2 while the woman tries to stop him. Phone: Hello? Comic by Gryzlock
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
Photo of a cat looking smug. Caption: Don't be part of the problem. Be the entire problem.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
Before coffee vs. After coffee: Two identical side-by-side photos of a woman looking over the viewer's shoulder and holding a large mug of coffee, saying "Fuck off."
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 1d
www.zmescience.com/science/news...
Orange Cats Are Genetically Unlike Any Other Mammal and Now We Know Why
The iconic coats are due to a mutation not seen in other animals.
www.zmescience.com
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 2d
9 seasons of RWBY are available on Hulu, if you're interested.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 2d
I'm glad to see Neapolitan getting a chance at redemption. I always felt there was more depth to her than just a cardboard villain.

Farewell, Neo.
Neapolitan standing, confidently facing team RWBY. From RWBY S9E116 Neapolitan standing and facing team RWBY, pointing at them with her closed parasol. From RWBY S9E116 Neapolitan bowing farewell to team RWBY. From RWBY S9E116 Neapolitan jumping backwards off the edge while holding her hat and using her parasol as a parachute. From RWBY S9E116
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 2d
I've been shipping Yang and Blake for a while and I'm so happy to see I was right.

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

Yes, yes, I know, I'm just catching up. Finished the series this morning.
Blake and Yang kissing. From RWBY S9E112
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 2d
"Actually, I'm a black belt in to-fu."
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 2d
Photo of a woman lying face down on the carpeting, looking exhausted. Caption: Me, after too much peopling
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 3d
The best part of waking up is diabetes in your cup.
The INSANELY Sweet Sugary Coffee Epidemic
YouTube video by Kiana Docherty
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
YouTube video title: Are expensive pads really better?
Me: ... Wait, is somebody testing feminine hygiene products on YT?

I mean, that's not a BAD thing, it just seems a bit weird.

Turns out it's about car brake pads.

*whew* Now I can go back to being squeamish about female bodily functions!
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Actually it was more that he was over-explaining and phrased it badly but the question still stands...

Me: Did Mike tell you his life story while you were checking him in?
Jim: Hah hah! Not quite.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Me: I put a placeholder on the UI for you to add this indicator.
Mike: I had to add code and a proper reference, you can't make it work just by putting in static text.
Me: ...

Is murder legal yet? Asking for a friend.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Yes, that was a long, long, long, long...

*inhales deeply*

...long, long time ago.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Not quite to your point, but my favorite vanity plate was on a VW Rabbit and said "MYN HARE".

I'm just using your post as an excuse to mention it.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
I thought of something clever and poignant to say about centrists and right-wingers earlier, and now I've forgotten what it was, but I still want to express it.

Pretend I said something witty.
Photo of what appears to be a squirrel dressed as a WWII fighter pilot, strapped into an appropriately scaled WWII vintage fighter plane. Caption: You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
In case it's unclear, I'm talking about Republican politicians here, and some Democrats too.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Hanlon's Razor actually says "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity" so I may be bending the intent a bit.

Or maybe not.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Hanlon's Razor says we should assume they're a bunch of incompetents.

Occam's Razor says they're a pack of greedy selfish lying assholes.

I'm going with Occam here.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
-1,000,000/10 for leaning hard into every other autistic stereotype and exaggerating them to the point of destruction of the space/time continuum.
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Jeffrey Nonken @jnork.bsky.social · 4d
Photo of a cat lying on the roof of a carport. The support for the roof has been mangled and, as a result, the roof has sunk over that area and the front edge is creased. The cat is positioned exactly on the crease, giving the appearance that the cat's presence has caused the damage. Caption: Dear RFK Jr., #Correlation is not #Causation. Thanks for playing