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Joanna Shippley
@joannashippley.bsky.social
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Middle-aged curmudgeon, mentally unstable, lover of books, Jane Austen fanatic, wannabe writer of erotica, equal opportunity offender. I'm fat but funny!
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · Oct 19
All of my stories can be found here. Remember: it's all adult stuff! NOT FOR KIDS! literotica.com/stories/memb...
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 20h
Still staying positive!!!
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 20h
My weekend is already planned 😍💕❤️
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 21h
Google annoys the piss out of me 💢😡😠
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 22h
Every time someone types "To funny," I immediately picture them, fist in the air, going on a quest to find funny 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 22h
Exactly😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 23h
Just saying 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Last night I wore a police uniform to bed for my bf and said to him "You're being charged with being good in bed." 45 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
(Watching my bf gag while trying to swallow an Omega-3 fish oil soft gel)

Well, well, well Mr. "you can take it all baby" It ain't so easy, is it shithead? 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Hopefully she'll have better luck next time 😂🤣
#LorenaBobbitt
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
It's finally here! 📣💃
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Some gotta advertise it 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Works for me 😍💞❤️
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Claire and I have similar problems 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
This is very true! I enjoy ignoring people, especially if a book is involved 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Acronym of the day!

For those who call me a cunt, it's actually very accurate in this aspect 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Word of the day!

Shouldn't I have at least two of them? 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Dump his ass 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
A moment of silence please while we remember 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
A couple more books to add to my TBR stack 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Because it's such an easy thing to do 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, I've thought this on first dates before 🫢😊
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 1d
I would totally wear this, though if I were to run I'd likely collapse from a heart attack after about 30 seconds 😂🤣
#JaneAusten #PrideandPrejudice
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 3d
Any truth to this? Asking for a friend 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 3d
Yeah I'd wear this 😂🤣
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Joanna Shippley @joannashippley.bsky.social · 3d
I usually don't like to rewrite my stories once I finish them, preferring to let them succeed or fail based on the content. This one though has been constantly nagging at me since it went live. I could've done better with it but I didn't. Link is below.
joannashippley.substack.com/p/rewriting
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