Author | Lightnews

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 21h

"I feel like me and my friends and all the artists in the country were like pygmy tribes shooting darts at that elephant for twelve years and finally..." ‐Bill Hicks (on Bush), Arizona Bay.

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 5d

I fugging love Sun County, the River of Cradles and the Big Rubble.

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 10d

Lots of opportunity for cops and ex-Forces as HSE in mining and energy in Australia, specifically WA and QLD.

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 11d

I seem to recall live music was banned in Saudi, quite surprised to hear live comedy isn't. Maybe the agent in Saudi will take Jimmy's passport and half his contracted rate and he'll be forced to do gigs for two years before he gets to go home... "hey, aren't indentured workers great?"

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 13d

Anybody remember the 2009 TV series Kings? #NoKings ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(...

Kings (American TV series) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 15d

Sound money? As opposed to Russian money?

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 16d

Hopefully on this series of Shitshow USA..
Step 1: New York State, Washington State, Oregon and California sucede from the union.
Step 2: all the above become states of Canada.
Step 3: Canada joins the EU.
Step 4: close-up on the Orange Shit-gibbon melting down.

2

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 16d

Ah! Too.. much.. pink! A beautiful bathroom though. Possibly in a different colour ;)

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 21d

I've watched all of Portlandia, it's a great place.

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 23d

Beautiful.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · 23d

I note they are flying the Stars and Stripes upside down to show the USA is in distress.

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 21

I hear you! I think most of us appreciate your efforts even if we don't say it enough. Maybe if more parents took more responsibility for the actions of their kids..

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 17

I am immediately reminded of President Mike and Chief of Police Vyvyan...
youtu.be/Rc9BGSsU_ZU?...

El Presidente | The Young Ones | BBC Studios

YouTube video by BBC Studios

youtu.be

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 17

It is the function of empires to fall.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 16

If you're watching JD Vance...

[Green Day's Ha Ha You're Dead]

… Ha ha you're dead
The joke is over
You were an asshole
And now you're gone
As your ship is going down
I'll stand by and watch you drown.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 6

Great picture!

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 6

Time to sucede (have I spelled that correctly?) from the USA. REPUBLIC OF ILLINOIS!

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 4

When the civil war breaks out and he ends up nail-gun crucified to the Oval Office desk awaiting sentencing he might wish Satan to pop over sooner rather than later.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 4

I remember it on the news live, absolutely riveting. Kate Aide's big day.

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Sep 3

Are you citing Oscar Wilde's statement "manners before morals"?

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Aug 30

We need HIGNFY more than ever. Only relentless satire can save us now.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Aug 24

Have you 'upgraded' to Windows 11 ? I use the term loosely. I have recently had to 'upgrade' and my work laptop runs like a bag of shit.
I cannot UNrecommend Windows 11 enough.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Aug 22

That is interesting.
Come on USA, season 2 of The Orange Shit-gibbon Show must have a civil war, shooting or otherwise, the division has deepened. Two nations, two presidents! A normal one and a gabbling criminal sex-pest, you know, to boost the ratings.

1

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Aug 22

Doesn't 'cracker' mean a white racist guy in the USA, or is that out of use now?

2

Randal Gallagher @joeydeacon.bsky.social · Aug 22

Probably some of the best UK telly in decades.