John Bohnenkamp
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Hawkeyes. Leathernecks. Bees. I write for anyone who pays me.
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KenPom preseason rankings are out. First predictions:
13. Iowa State 21-9 (12-6 Big 12)
46. Iowa 17-13 (9-11 Big Ten)
117. UNI 18-12 (12-8 Valley)
123. Drake 19-11 (11-9 Valley)
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Yeah, they’re all terrible people.
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Did the last postseason one belong to Lance Rautzhan?
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“This would be a good time for a grounder back to Ohtani…”
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I keep texting a friend of mine with spoilers
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MLB Gameday is way ahead of the broadcast so I wasn’t worried
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The man with the .209 lifetime postseason average says he’ll do better next time.
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"I'll put that blame on me, I should have been better."

Manny Machado on another frustrating end to the Padres postseason and how things will be different next season.

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Manny Machado on Padres elimination bond with teammates and what needs to change
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So the Padres score 6 runs in the second inning of game 3 of last year’s NLDS. They have now scored 5 runs in the 51 playoff innings since.
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The ACC Tournament opening-round game used to be called the “Les Robinson Game” because of all the times Robinson and NC State played, and usually lost in it. Starting to think the Wild Card Series should be named after AJ Preller.
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2026 prediction:
May: Walkoff HR at Petco Park sends national media into a frenzy. Padres are “World Series contenders.”
July: AJ Preller makes many trades. National media declares him a “mastermind.”
October: Padres are eliminated in Wild Card Series.
Rinse, repeat for 2027.
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ESPN had to hustle to commercials rather than show the ovation for Yamamoto.
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It’s not far from zero. 😀
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See, Yogi was right in his pronunciation
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The champagne is on ice in Arizona.
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On Starz just now, a baseball manager just autographed a ball and added a public health message.