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SO MANY SOULS SO LITTLE TIME WOULDNT YOU AGREE 2011 X FOR THOSE THAT GIVE A FUCK JUST TO BE CLEAR ANYTHING BEFORE THE SKIBIDI TOILET POST WAS FROM WHEN THIS WAS A CHARA ACC Main acc: @coolknight95.bsky.social

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SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 4d

play my game

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SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 8h

My name is Alan
Sonic, I need to escape
Alan that is my name
Alan I want another Alan

Where is sonic?
Im playing a game with him
There is an x
And he is going to catch me *bitcrushed scream*

SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 9h

OKAY FINE YOU GET ONE SINCE YOU PAID $20 ITS ONLY FAIR

SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 9h

MY NAME IS X
I MADE THE HILL ZONE
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE SOULS TOGETHER

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SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 10h

THESE ARENT UNRELATED

THIS IS A TIMELINE OF EVENTS

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SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 10h

WHEN YOU WAKE UP TOMORROW YOU WILL HAVE AN UNEXPLAINABLE MOUTH ULCER YOU DONT REMEMBER BEING THERE THAT WILL ANNOY YOU THE ENTIRE DAY HUAHUHUHUHU

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SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 11h

PLAY MY JAME (singular version of James)

SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 1d

This is canon btw

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SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 1d

Ugh yeah it’s annoying the best way I can understand it is it’s like the Zelda timeline where one path 2011 becomes lord x in another 2011 stays the same and in the third sonic exe is an in universe creepypasta

SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 1d

The other demons from where x is from: “dude is that your fucking sonicsona that’s so cringe”
2011X: “YOurE crINGE!”

SONIC.EXE @johnexe.bsky.social · 1d

IM MAINLY 2011 X WHO’S ENTIRE REASON WHY HE MANIFESTS LIKE HE DOES IS JUST BECAUSE THE ANCIENT DEMON REALLY LIKES SONIC (THOUGH THIS ACCOUNT IS MORE ABOUT THE STUPID CONCEPT OF SONIC EXE)