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JohnnyBlast
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33 years in TV&still going. Southern indy rassler (1990-2023).Western Carolina University 1987. Chicago Bears. Charleston WV.My Boys.Sally.Chicken.Redheads.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 9h
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Impressive win over the Wizards

#BuzzCity
LaMelo Ball COOKING🔥 38 PTS, 13 REB, 13 AST Triple-Double vs Wizards
YouTube video by House of Highlights
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 10h
At the half I said that this was their worst game yet. Lamelo with the triple double.
#BuzzCity
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 15h
Not gonna lie, I think Cameron Brink could get me to watch a WNBA game.
#HeyHeyHey
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 19h
MUCH improved from last year
Hornets lead until late
#BuzzCity
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 19h
Dale Gribble in his undies is considered adult content?
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 1d
Modelo beers marketing is amazing. While I was in Mexico, if you just asked for cerveza, you got a Modelo. The taste was very middle of the road, pedestrian even. I dubbed it "Mexican Budweiser"...years later, and a drinker no longer, I see it in grocery stores. Good job, Mexican Budweiser.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 1d
Watching UNC-UVA. Hopefully before he's fired, Belichick's 'ol lady will bitch slap an official, on field, or hopefully, stop by the offensive huddle and call a play.

As Joseph Gribble said, "cut her loose dude, she's a handful"
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 1d
I got my first issue of AARP magazine in the mail today. Sylvester Stallone is gonna tell me how many cc's of Dianabol a man my age needs per week. You know, for my hormone replacement therapy...wink wink
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 1d
When I first started a serious attempt at facial hair, in my 50s, my inspiration came from 1980s Shaw Brothers Chinese kung fu films. All the old dudes had long hair and FUCKED UP looking facial hair. Beard, stache, eyebrows. Years later, my desired look is closer to Civil War reenactor.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 1d
My 'Ol lady and my kid are in kitchen, making 17 ingredient coffee messes that they'll never finish cuz they'll still be on the kitchen counter hours from now. Why they dont both got part time jobs at Starbucks i have no idea. And I dont even drink coffee.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 2d
Another 20 years and we'll find out Jordan Love is either a crook or a flake.
#GoBears
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 2d
I didn't know the finish...I cried...I kissed my opponent on the top of his head...my phone crashed, went black, at 4am due to the overwhelming number of calls and messages.

#WorldChampion
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 3d
The 13 pictures for the 2026 Sally calendar have been selected. Now for the arduous process of placing them. 2026 will be the 3rd year that the Queen of Cats has had her own calendar. And why not? She's a cat model.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 3d
RIP David Ball
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 3d
You really gotta love those friends who tell you the truth. My good friend Roger, told me that I complain more than anyone he knows. I thanked him for that, after I quit laughing.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 3d
Lord...5 hours of sleep. I'd murder people.
#IMustSleep
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 3d
You're assuming he's going to leave. How'd that work last time?
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 4d
Its not going to happen. They're too stupid.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 4d
I would go out of my mind. Miss Sally needs chipped and insured. I should get off my ass and do that.

#SallyQueenofCats
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 4d
My general assessment on most anything is that they're dumber than fuck.
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 4d
If I ever edit together a collection of "Song I Sing to My Cat", this might be the 1st selection
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 5d
www.dailymotion.com/video/x8i2k2m

Boo! Age restricted video!
Get nekkid, girls!
Duran Duran: The Chauffeur | movie | 1982 | Official Clip
Dailymotion video by JustWatch
www.dailymotion.com
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 5d
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How old am I?
MTV wouldn't air this.
You had to find it on the Playboy Channel.
And the unrated "Girls on Film" video.
They played that on HBO's "Video Jukebox", precursor of MTV
Duran Duran - The Chauffeur (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Duran Duran
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 5d
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Best thing about the whole damn movie

Happy Halloween
Ramones - Pet Sematary (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
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JohnnyBlast @johnnyblast.bsky.social · 6d
And it was on pay per view. Dumbass got the nails stuck in his back on free tv.