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John

@johnthebassist.com

1.1K followers 780 following 3.6K posts

New here, was over on the Musky app. Used to run. A lot. Dad, husband, #handporn model, musician, pervert. Pets are family members. He/Him

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John @johnthebassist.com · 8h

#beardsandbrews

John, naked, drinking coffee from an Animal mug

John @johnthebassist.com · 21h

WHY AM I SO GRUMPY TONIGHT?!

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John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

#beardsandbrews

John, naked, drinking coffee from a handmade mug

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John @johnthebassist.com · 1d

Dearest John, it is only Wednesday evening, not Thursday evening. Yes, this week has felt like 17 days, but you still have two full days of work left.

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

Wordle 1,586 3/6*

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“Catch all”
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Mini CW in 0:29!

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Wednesday Crossword in 13:41!

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

My least favorite game: B-flat or B6 chord?

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John @johnthebassist.com · 2d

I hear some of you perverts enjoy #handporn

John @johnthebassist.com · 3d

Wordle 1,585 5/6*

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Strands #597
“Banding together”
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Mini Crossword in 0:36!

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Tuesday Crossword in 6:06!

John @johnthebassist.com · 3d

Wordle 1,584 3/6*

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Strands #596
““It's in the mail””
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Mini Crossword in 2:14!

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Monday Crossword in 5:52!

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John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

My phone changed “ducking” to “fucking” and I feel like I am an incredibly bad influence on AI

John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

Dear John, you just deseeded several dozen jalapeño peppers

Do not fucking scratch your balls

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John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

Reported the account

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John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

Wordle 1,583 4/6*

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Strands #595
“For the picking”
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Mini Crossword in 1:01

Pips #63
Easy 🟢 0:20 🍪
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Sunday Daily Crossword in 23:43!

John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

So tempted to get one of those stupid bobbleheads of my Dusty

John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

Wordle 1,582 4/6*

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Strands #594
“Get to work ...”
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I solved the 10/18/2025 New York Times Mini Crossword in 1:05!

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Pips #62 Medium 🟡
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John @johnthebassist.com · 5d

Love you, pretty lady

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Mrs PJ Haverstock @mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social · 6d

No kings yes kink.

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John @johnthebassist.com · 7d

Hug your furry friends tonight

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John @johnthebassist.com · 8d

She was a good kitty

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John @johnthebassist.com · 8d

My shoulders are killing me tonight

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John @johnthebassist.com · 8d

I have so many sads tonight

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John @johnthebassist.com · 8d

Are you actually in his district? Is his seat considered so safe because of the way it is gerrymandered, or do you think it’s name recognition at this point?

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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 8d

Slay!

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John @johnthebassist.com · 9d

I’ve heard some of you perverts enjoy #handporn

John @johnthebassist.com · 9d

Fuck

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck