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johntk.bsky.social
@johntk.bsky.social
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Who are the ones we left in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 1h
My local PD let a woman detox to death on the floor of a jail cell. Even after she told them she had done a "fuckton" of cocaine and heroin. When you're a cop, indifference is the norm, and any behavior you don't understand is "drugs." People need to be helped, not chucked into a hole.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 14h
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 1d
You make it sound like a defect. It's not.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 2d
Bust them out? Or remove them from the chest of some fool who disrespected you?
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 2d
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 3d
Or accidentally stepping in surprise wetness.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 4d
You're as cool as tulips in a winter snow.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 4d
I need this on a cross stitch.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 5d
"Subsequent president?" You're not normally this optimistic.

Eisenhower joked about running for a third term as VP, then "inheriting" the office from his hand-picked weakling.

I expect the same from Trump.

Plus, I expect masked guys at polling locations at the midterms.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 9d
I'm so radical I want insulin to be affordable.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 10d
A small brown monkey holding the top of a pumpkin.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 10d
That's not butterscotch pudding. That's Vance saliva.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 11d
You don't keep a jar of peanut butter next to your bed? How uncouth.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 11d
What's stoppin' ya?
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 18d
It's what makes critical care staff endearing. Their dark humor outcompetes my dark humor.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 25d
A "Life in Hell" cartoon in which a small bunny is tied to a chair in a cell while a pair of eyes looks at him through a slot in the door. The captor is saying, "How can we have a unified country if you don't believe what we tell you?"
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 25d
Red like Franka Potente in "Run Lola Run" or red like Dana Scully investigating X-Files?
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 26d
She's you, but as a blond.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · 29d
You?
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · Sep 10
a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
ALT: a cartoon character is wearing a pink hat and making a funny face
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · Sep 10
a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo asking , `` you rang ? ''
ALT: a black and white photo of a man in a tuxedo asking , `` you rang ? ''
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · Sep 9
Yup.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · Sep 9
A federal crime that'll get you on a registry.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · Sep 9
I hope you dress like this while in your turret.
A woman dressed in a flowing black dress with a black dog. She has lavender flowers on her waist.
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johntk.bsky.social @johntk.bsky.social · Sep 8
I understand these euphemisms less and less.
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