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John Yossarian
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Captain in the Welsh Air Force but presently stuck on Pianosa on my 24th mission. Adroit, Perceptive but cynical and terse - empathic unless you went to an English Public School. Anti Tory....very Anti Reform!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 1h
All Summer In a Day.....
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2h
Able was I 'ere I saw the Elbow!

Norfolk? For ever?

Not tonight, Fergie!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2h
Andrew can have a break now- now come on Norfolk's not that bad..... for a long weekend! Especially, if you're on the look out for the FBI helicopter and the guys who used to watch over you 24/7.... are now watching you 24/7!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 10h
Andrew Windsor will be privately funded by the King ...errr, hang on..the King is funded from the Civil list and that is funded from Public taxes...who therefore must fund Andrew Windsor ...see how they do it?? Wool, eyes, plebs, pulling, eyes....I'm sure the King will get a substantial rise !
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 10h
The Anti Count of Monte Earning a Crusto....
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 13h
Andrew. . not so much Elba but Elbow. Still no Riker's Island or Quantico. When do we get our 12 million Primal Noctis funds back ...?
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
My favourite Fawlty Towers line...' Yes, he does seem to be het up about something . "
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
Trump announces he has finally found the body of Jimmy Hoffa buried in the foundations of the East Wing.
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
The Royal Family become the new Adams Family with the mad, maladjusted brother locked forever in the dark dungeon of public disdain. Look at his face here, ageing,tortuous and just, a fear inducing sexual dungeon fodder .....
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
Netanyahu has just shat on Trump again ..just like Putin does.
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
And, as usual and expected,Trump prematurely and routinely, claims massive success and greatness... Only for it all to go tits up and they all start fighting and killing again. The Taliban. Kim il Un. Putin. All of them utter Trump failures sold as World- beating Successes...
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
He wanted to lead a Labour Party free of socialism and Ken Loach! He's failed! Fuck Off now Keir and let's have the redoubt of a new socialism where,Ozymandias like, your bespectacled goofery is absent and left standing in an absent desert....
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 2d
King Charles. Who are you fucking kidding apart from yourself? Every British Citizen would like to have your brother living in a new house. He doesn't need 2! The windows should have bars covering them. The staff should have New York accents. Truncheons should be swinging from their sides.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 3d
I have a very bad feeling about this...
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
He won't debate the actions of an accused child rapist in the Mother of all Parliaments. He used to be Britain's top barrister. He practised as a human rights lawyer. Obviously, a raped 17 year old girl had only 1 right. Suicide...step down Starmer!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
It's the sideburns!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
You must know Kerry and Kerry men so well, Jeff!
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Laughing!!
johnyossarian22.bsky.social John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
Best Elvis Impersonator, Listowel, County Kerry 1975.
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
The age of consent in the State of Florida has always been 18. Prince Andrew raped an underaged child a number of times. Think about that and then look at every member of the Royal Family for complicity. HE THEN TRIED TO DIG UP DIRT ON HER TO DARKEN HER NAME AND HID FROM THE FBI. Think about that!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
This awful, awful disgusting man is actually scared and on the run from the FBI. That's how much a piece of low life he is.... And the King of England is protecting him.
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
He won't make time in Parliament to debate the awfulness of Andrew Windsor. I won't make time to vote for him in 2029.
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
Let's give one at Riker's Island..!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
Blow winds and spout your hurricanes! Roar your tempests and storm the Hellespont!!
shakespeare.lol William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 3d
The storm is up, and all is on the hazard.
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
That's 1 hell of a zit, Love!
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John Yossarian @johnyossarian22.bsky.social · 3d
Best Elvis Impersonator, Listowel, County Kerry 1975.
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