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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11h

All 3's today.

Septle 1590 - 🔥 73 day streak - septle.com

#Septle: 3/8
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Septle - The Seven Letter Wordle

Guess the hidden word in 8 tries. New puzzles are available each day.

septle.com

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 2d

He did learn a lesson: the #GOP are spineless wimps.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 2d

Tango wasn't shuttered by Microsoft -- Microsoft shuttered an empty shell after all of the creative talent left.

Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 3d

Susan is a liar, of course.

www.jezebel.com/allegedly-pr...

Allegedly Pro-Choice Susan Collins Confirms Yet Another Anti-Abortion Judge to Lifetime Seat

The Maine Senator provided the 50th vote to give a Trump-loving, abortion-hating law professor a job for life.

www.jezebel.com

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 3d

He "learned his lesson", Susan, remember?

www.seafoodsource.com/news/supply-...

US Senator Susan Collins says steel tariffs are hurting Maine lobstermen

U.S. Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) claims Maine’s lobster industry has been hit hard by U.S. President Donald Trump’s higher tariffs on imported steel

www.seafoodsource.com

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 3d

It's a tittybot.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 3d

Adam Silver makes Bud Selig look like Pete Rozelle.

www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

Sources: Billups, Rozier arrests tied to gambling

Trail Blazers coach Chauncey Billups and Heat guard Terry Rozier have been arrested as part of a pair of investigations related to illegal gambling, sources told ESPN.

www.espn.com

Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 3d

And soap.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 5d

Another terrorist.

www.nydailynews.com/2025/10/21/c...

Pardoned Jan. 6 Capitol rioter arrested for threatening to kill NY Rep. Hakeem Jeffries

A man who took part in the Jan. 6 Capitol riots but was later pardoned by President Trump has been arrested for threatening to “eliminate” New York Rep. Hakeem Jeffries, police said Tue…

www.nydailynews.com

Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 8d

Septle 1582 - 🔥 65 day streak - septle.com

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#Wordle: 4/6
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Septle - The Seven Letter Wordle

Guess the hidden word in 8 tries. New puzzles are available each day.

septle.com

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 8d

How long before @espn.com is a dedicated sportsbook run by Disney?

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 9d

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 9d

apnews.com/article/pent...

Journalists turn in access badges, exit Pentagon rather than agree to new reporting rules

Journalists at the Pentagon turned in access badges and cleaned out their workspaces, the price for refusing to agree to new restrictions on their jobs at the seat of U.S. military power.

apnews.com

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11d

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 11d

Someone found me doing background in #TheSopranos.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 16d

Touch the pickle.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 17d

www.curbed.com/article/rei-...

The Soho REI Is Closing

The outdoor chain’s flagship, its only store in the city, will shut down late next year.

www.curbed.com

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

I was a nerd with glasses.

But I made up for it by being a whore.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

Never forget eyeshadow.

Reposted by Jonah Falcon

AJ & Magnus @ajandmagnus.bsky.social · 21d

The Right Thing

Two important things to remember; they're weaker than they want you to believe and there's way more of us than them. Stick together and stand for what's right. We got this <3

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

And it's not "semantics".

Maybe you should think a bit about the use of language.

Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

It's criticism. They're trying to refute the idea they were held prisoner. No, they were "deported", as if they were illegal immigrants.

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

Deadpool: "You can't kill me!"
Ambush Bug: "Pssh. Big whoop. Name a superhero that's stayed dead."

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Jonah Falcon @jonahfalcon.bsky.social · 19d

You can't "deport" someone who doesn't live or isn't trying to live in your country. You release them.

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