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Jonathan Pierce
@jonathanpierce.bsky.social
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The inner machinations of my mind have yet to be entirely explored.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1h
but you do get iPlayer off VPN, so tradeoffs
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2h
Antifa put it there
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4h
my group chats are mostly for sharing dog pictures, not documenting new types of psychosis for future scholars
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 5h
seriously can’t they all just share phone numbers or signal handles or whatever and chat that way like normal people, you can leave the app, it’s fine
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 7h
they need another transformers movie to provide inspiration
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 8h
I’ve been reliably informed by the mainstream media that this is a Mother Theresa-like figure above all criticism. Please reconsider this post.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 21h
OpenAI is going to fund themselves with AI-powered robot girlfriend romance scams
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 21h
A team of researchers analyzed the anatomical dimensions of an infamous imprint on a Chicago sidewalk, sifting through photos and measuring mammal specimens in museum collections to put what they were seeing in context.

Their conclusion? The Chicago Rat Hole was not made by a rat.
The Chicago Rat Hole Was Not Made by a Rat
A statistical analysis of an infamous indentation in a sidewalk suggested a 99 percent likelihood that another rodent made the mark.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 21h
just one more data center bro and you'll be able to replace your employees for pennies on the dollar I swear
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 22h
sex gifs
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
these kids are too old for him
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 1d
please accept this pamphlet on the benefits of unprotected sex from the Musk Institute first (as required by law in 27 states)
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
grok is my bedtime unfair
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
always funny that “hordes of unemployed show up at his gate with a battering ram and guillotine” is never a scenario they consider
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
The attached garage is a relatively modern convenience. Classically, it is not part of the house.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
as a resident of a high rise near a helipad please don't send a helicopter into my living room thanks
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
if he and isaac chotiner ever have a conversation it may rip a tear in spacetime
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
save it for when there is some more mod drama
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 2d
You literally identify as a mini attack helicopter?
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
per the fine print on the ticket if you are above the age of consent in your state your personal phone number will be sent to Jared Leto fyi
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 3d
DNA testing will show the father is Dr. Luke
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
horrible
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
Joe and Eileen Bailey are the shadowy cabal that secretly run the country
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
Literature? No, Podcasting.
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Jonathan Pierce @jonathanpierce.bsky.social · 4d
photo captured mid nut
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