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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 21h

It's a great, easy gift idea! Usually I do cookies, but this year a little something extra!

a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 23h

A journey in scarves across 14 years: 1st scarf I ever knitted, Florida circa 2011, the scarf I used to re-learn to knit Nov. 2020, the first non-garter or ribbed scarf I ever knit Jan. 2025, and my latest scarf Oct. 2025. 🧶 #knitsky #knitting

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 23h

Knit a set this weekend! I want to start giving them to people already, but these are supposed to be holiday gifts for my coworkers. They might also become my own personal collection... 🧶 #knitsky #knitting

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 1d

Can’t stop. 🧶 #knitsky

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 2d

I found a bunch of patterns for them on Ravelry. I love an accessory. I'm planning to give one to my coworkers as a holiday gift. We have a coffee shop right next door so they'll get some use out of them!

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 2d

Kind of obsessed with cup cozies 🧶 #knitsky

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 2d

omg this is a THING?! shit! I don't know how to knit a sweater yet!

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 3d

Used the scrap from the hat and scarf to make a matching cup cozy! 🧶 #knitsky

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 4d

I kind of like the lighting in these pictures better

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 4d

The hat to match the scarf! 🧶 #knitsky

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 5d

I found this Rauw Alejandro photoshoot and now I seem to have misplaced my panties. I think they flew away.

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 6d

It’s not a real banger unless you break out the air trumpet

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 8d

Well Michael is the WORST photographer and took the absolute most unflattering pictures of me in my costume, but I'm going to share anyway because I think that was its solo outing.

Zombie Snow White

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 8d

I thought it was pretty good too 😅

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 8d

I did lol

a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 8d

What is a tinned sprat? Well I know what tinned is, but I’m unfamiliar with sprat…

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 8d

“The Giants are just pulling people off the streets to play today.” If we had another string of safety’s to put out there we could make a guitar.

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 8d

There are at least 13 Bloody Sundays, a Bloody Thursday, and I presume several other "bloody" days of the week. There's also Black Thursday, Monday, and Tuesday, all of which take place in basically the same fucking week. Historians and journalists ought to be embarrassed.

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 10d

On my way to a perfect month! Just have to read for the next 6 days! #booksky 📚 #bookjournal

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 11d

Definitely what I picture when I think water. What a place...

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 11d

Received this snap from my bf. He’s at the new boba joint by our apartment. I don’t know what else I can say.

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 11d

"If you don't take your socks off to go to bed, dead people will grab your feet at night."

That's a normal thing to say to a six-year-old. I definitely didn't have nightmares or a fear of falling asleep with socks on.

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 11d

If your bet can't result in you getting your kneecaps busted, is it even worth doing?

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 11d

Just casually crying over singing auditions before work, as you do. This one though... I think I still have goosebumps.

www.youtube.com/watch?si=0_p...

Kristen Cruz - I See Red - Best Audio - America's Got Talent - Auditions 4 - June 21, 2022

YouTube video by Cary Reynolds

www.youtube.com

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a dong of ice and fire @jonswoe.bsky.social · 12d

Cruising for gay romance novels like I'm on Grindr

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