Jordan
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 7h
[googles "how many ribs do people have again"]
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 7h
casual human trafficking
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 15h
was the grunk there
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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oh we're getting ads for Peyronie's Disease now too
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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yeah I can definitely see that but i think I'm happy being a dog uncle with them, because of the huge dog downsides (slobber. just, so much)
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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I've just been looking at him for like 6 hours in astonishment
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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Henry says [happy panting like locomotive]
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 1d
he rules. he is named King Henry after Derrick and might weigh the same
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
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best things I've watched today:
1. Pitt putting FSU in the hell's dumbest ring
2. my friend's enormous dog
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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is he gonna continue to act like things are peachy and tweet "Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa Iowa"
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 1d
and now Penn State's schedule gets hard
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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i think the opponent needs to have at most 1 loss and in the top 10
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 1d
we need to establish superweapon rules like we do for blood week
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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some Tennessee staffer shouldve found a neck brace and rented a motorcycle with Smokey in a sidecar for pregame intros
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
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I watched him play football for my team, I could've told them that!
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
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if "who else is out there" stopped anyone then nobody would switch coaches ever
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 1d
I need to hear what a doink sounds like with a concrete wall behind it
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 1d
crypto bros
Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 2d
somehow, heartbreak feels good mowing a lawn like this
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 2d
Today I learned from the ping pong movie that Gwyneth Paltrow called Chalamet "the thinking man's sex symbol"
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 3d
guy who pulled a rifle on a random jogger totally cool with probable cause-free state violence
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@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 4d
guy knows more about his son's porn habits than what the President says
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 5d
2 entrants*!
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 5d
Helen Keller was probably aware of the Beatles
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Jordan
@jordanb239.bsky.social
· 5d
no it wouldnt? the ask is to stop being an ethnostate and give residents equal rights
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