Jordan
@jordanpfot.bsky.social
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South African in Scotland. Will probably post about politics/movies/tennis/rugby/gay nonsense. https://letterboxd.com/JordanP/
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jordanpfot.bsky.social
DDL - a man who flirted with fruitiness once in 1985 - wishes he had Stanley T's consistently queer-adjacent career.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
books rule :)
wiswell.bsky.social
Tell me your most life-affirming literary opinion.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
The funniest part of all this is that the board members were announced on the 3rd September but the mistake was only discovered last week.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
South Africa's Finance Minister accidentally appointed Mpumelelo Maseko to the board of the PIC, instead of his intended pick......Mpumelo Maseko.

salabournews.co.za/64086-in-a-s...
In a shocking name mix-up, Godongwana appoints the ‘wrong’ Maseko to PIC board
salabournews.co.za
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Ban sports betting!
mford.bsky.social
Padres manager Mike Shildt said he retired in part because of death threats from sports bettors:
Mike Shildt says decision to retire was his own, but Padres questions remain
www.nytimes.com
jordanpfot.bsky.social
His Ralph Fiennesification…….
thefilmupdates.bsky.social
Daniel Day-Lewis photographed by us at the ‘ANEMONE’ #LFF premiere.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
SLOW HORSE POWER RANKINGS:

Unimpeachable divas: Louisa, Catherine, Shirley
Top-tier: River, Lech
Mid: Marcus, Sid
Necessary but not my faves: Roddy, Lamb
Still deciding: Ash
Flops: Min, JK, Moira
Who?: Struan, Kay, Jed
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Lowkey my favourite roster of Slow Horses at the moment though.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
100 pages in and the new Slough House book is very enjoyable, although I fear the premise may be growing stale.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Bafana Bafana qualifying for a World Cup is great but does it have to be *this* World Cup
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Intermezzo is the best one ☺️
jordanpfot.bsky.social
(Sally Roons innocent!)
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Even literary fiction is so indistinguishable these days. Wan, vulnerable autofiction.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Consider: you are on track for ILR in 3 years. Read together, Labour's immigration proposals would have you suddenly waiting 7 years, having to study for A-level English proficiency and required to do volunteer work. On top of all the stuff from before, like the Life in the UK test.
stephenkb.bsky.social
One mistake Labour made in their first year is loading quite a few new costs onto business all at once. They are risking doing something similar on immigration, I think.
jordanpfot.bsky.social
reform voter STUNNED as immigrant FLAWLESSLY recites The Waste Land
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Sorry I can't stop cackling at the A-level English thing. Shabana Mahmood thinking immigrants should be able to answer questions on two unseen poems and write an essay on a Shakespeare play. Is she mad?
jordanpfot.bsky.social
I'm saving my Franzen opinions for the essay question of my citizenship application!!!!!

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jordanpfot.bsky.social
I am not contributing my Franzen opinions to the discourse but know that they are VERY unique and unorthodox and self-aware
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Liz Truss
thefilmupdates.bsky.social
Sofia Coppola’s upcoming film starring Kirsten Dunst is a period piece based on a real-life person.

(Source: https://www.vogue.com/article/roofman-kirsten-dunst-interview)
jordanpfot.bsky.social
"Beyond reproach" does sound awfully similar to "no debate"
jordanpfot.bsky.social
"national security" spare me
jordanpfot.bsky.social
they really did just invent a concept five minutes ago and now expect longstanding legal treaties and principles to adhere to it
jordanpfot.bsky.social
Dr Mary-Ann Stephenson is a "political appointee" whose opinions they see as very important. Reem Alsalem is someone from outwith the UK whose opinions they see as very important.