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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³

@josafiend.bsky.social

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Uni halls chaos commander and part-time lesbian, who shouts at F1 cars 24 times a year 💙Carlando🧡 Probably listening to a song on repeat.. #FreePalestine 🇵🇸 #istandwithmochara 🇮🇪

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · May 6

Idk why we had such a hard time last weekend, Carlos literally trained for Florida conditions wtf??! 😭😂

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 31

It’s bwoken 🥺

#F1 #DutchGP

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 27

Cried at work. Bought cigarettes. Shouted at two dehumidifiers and now I’ve dropped garlic mozarella gnocchi filling on one of my socks.

Universe, we’re gonna need to talk about why you’re testing me..

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 26

They’re really good tbf 🤣 savage softies.

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 26

Well, I was listening to Osiah yesterday, but I felt sorry for the neighbours after a while..

I don’t know if I can get heavier than that?

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 26

Smashing out Gaerea to see if it makes me feel better.

It does not.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 25

Me facing the slightest mental inconvenience:

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 22

Uuuuggghhh… another Deftones album that I have to declare undying love for.

The cycle never ends.

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 21

That’s one of the formative bricks right there.. I’m so sad.

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 21

That’s me listening to Mastodon for the rest of the week then.. 😞

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 15

My TikTok algorithm is literally fighting for its life.

Does she want KPop?
Why is there metalcore here?
Who’s this guy in the mask with feelings?
WHY ARE THERE MEN WITH GUITARS KISSING???

*app crashes*

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 15

The tiger is ADORABLE!

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 15

Who’s your favourite character in KPop Demon Hunters (and why is it Mira)?

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 14

Me: I’m not sure if I actually have ADHD.

Also me: *sets alarm for doctors appointment for the wrong day*

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 13

Nothing beats a jet2 holiday.

Wait..

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 12

Respectfully, a Monster drinks holder already exists.

It’s called your hand.

The drink holder is your HAND.

Pick it up with your fingers and stop buying shit nobody needs from TikTok shop.

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 12

I’m trying to be surprised that he has no self awareness, but I’ve disliked him for years..

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 12

What fresh hell is this?

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 12

There were plenty of problems before DTS, but the DRAMA!

I’ve been on TikTok this morning and people are making departure announcements. “This account will no longer be making Lando Norris content.” Who ARE you?

I can’t. It’s too early for this much stupid.

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 12

I swear to god I am one more psychotic Lando Norris stan away from binning this stupid fandom off all together..

What do you MEAN they were hospitalised??

Srsly.. what’s good in fencing? Synchronised swimming? LAWN BOWLS??

Where is the exit??!
#F1

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 11

Oh Lynne.. a road without carbs is a lonely journey! May your tater tots be loaded, with joy! ❤️

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 11

My top 10 ways to potato:
10. You
9. Can’t
8. Rank
7. Something
6. This
5. Godly
4. And
3. Existentially
2. Comforting
1. Tater Tots
🥔

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✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 9

Me: *trying to not lose my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*

Also me: *losing my ever loving shit at Trivium’s Bloodstock headliner guest set*

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 8

One of my favourite people asked if I’d sit their dog this weekend while they’re away.

No worries, love to!

In return I will add myself to the Netflix profiles list and irreversibly damage her YouTube algorithm.

☺️

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 4

Mourn released their new song and visualiser half and hour ago and I am absolutely cooked.

It’s beautiful.

Going to be listening on repeat and seeing if I can fit my whole fist in my mouth.

✨josafiend✨⁵⁵ ⁴ ²³ @josafiend.bsky.social · Aug 2

No cheating, your last saved celebrity is your therapist. Who is it?