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jovi | she/They non-binary | 26 art, weld, glass, puppets and dnd stuff. sometimes i post business stuff to [email protected] ko-fi: jovishark
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commissions are open! email [email protected] for a quote. i can work with almost anything. dnd character lineups, ref sheets, furries, cartoons, nsfw, id love to draw for you! shares help.
an ad for commissions featuring a cartoony bugsnax oc, a canine furry, an anime horsegirl and a magic sorcerer. prices range $50-250. an example of commission prices based on how much of the body is drawn. icons or portaits are $30-90, half bodies are $50-150 +50 per figure added, and full body drawings are $100-250 +100 per figure. prices vary by detail, complexity of design, effect and shading. a reference sheet of my oc phoebe, featuring a head portrait and color keys. a lineup of 4 fullbody starvwars ttrpg characters
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i loved s2 but i need morrrrrre
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id give anything to see a hk served raw about the sweet sixteen party. i think it really meant a lot to ramsay that they couldnt cook the birthday girls food right and i want to see uncut footage of him taking over
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why did no one tell me about hells kitchen Served Raw
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i watch a seal rescue channel and one guy has a special voice he talks to seal pups with and i will now think of that any time i see your skeets. hello püppy
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ive never seen gordon ramsay this close to spanking a grown man before. or restarting the competition.
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oh no matt had to move teams again wahhhh his lady friends :(
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"i wish we were opening up a restaurant, the three of us together" :)
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gordon ramsay has an amazing screen presence but watching him wrestle jp into the surf was funnier than jp sending that party planner to die at the hot plate
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ive really turned around on matt. hes a dork and i dont think hell win but i want to root for him now that hes on a team that respects him
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also including mayor apex and a lineup of the five
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some portrait commissions finished for some friends dnd game! archie, trenton, emery and spike, the wizards of the west #dnd
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on chopped when someone cuts themself they basically replace their entire workstation. everything in hells kitchen is up to gordon ramsays standards, i guess he doesnt mind eating fingertips?
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oh my god im sorry hells kitchen season 4, youre telling me a man cut his finger off in pancetta and no one thought to throw that entire cutting board away? they went and cooked it? no one stepped in to say hey, theres blood on this, dont fucking cook with it??? its in the pan now???
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vanessa going up to gordons stupid principals office while he taps papers on the desk. god. does he Really sit up there all day while they do prep. i think they brought him on set just for this
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the more extra this show gets the less seriously i take it
i hope to god they stop doing men vs women soon
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the original theme music is back for season 4 yayyyy. how was anyone fooled by that disguise. the makeup only made him look more like gordon ramsay
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little dranmagic draw because i cant sleep and im thinking about 15 years in service to each other
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im not doubting any of their abilities to cook. im saying almost every win is an extremely close decision
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im convinced s3 is rigged in the girls favor because the producers wanted to show skinny early 2000s ladies in glamorous outfits surrounding gordon ramsay
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im focusing a lot of energy on kinktober on the other acct right now and finishing commissions but. eventually one day ill draw something else
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hells kitchen insists on casting one man who will instantly start dying upon entering the restaurant
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jones made up a girl and im love her. and so does atticus #ocs #ocsky
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oh my god theyre all so racist