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BREAKING: BBC announces CELEBRITY PUPPET TRAITORS for 2026. Claudia Winkleman will host but never acknowledge that everyone else is a puppet. #celebritytraitors

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · 12d

I'm begging people to learn what POV means

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · 20d

Had a great night's sleep in this hotel with thin walls thanks for asking

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · 20d

If the government wants to discourage antisocial behaviour and raise revenues why would you not simply tax snoring

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Sep 18

Original. She also could have heard Crazy in Love by Beyonce.

James @jrawson.bsky.social · Sep 18

Sorry, I'm sure you're done with these but Leni Riefenstahl could have watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Jul 30

because I will never stop talking about it

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Jul 30

I do still think the bigger issue is that he offered to make women's boobs bigger through hypnosis. I just don't think that one's going away.

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Jul 26

The poor have it.
The rich need it.
If you eat it you'll die.
It beats a Jet2 holiday.
What is it?

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Jun 5

Ninety-three minutes a day talking to AI. A feature film. 10% of your waking hours. And that's just the average.

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · May 22

Ralph Fiennes is surely the first actor to play two different Coriolanii

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · May 17

She's performing at the final #Eurovision

Kriszta Satori @fulelo.bsky.social · May 17

#BBCNews - Melania Trump statue goes missing in Slovenia
www.bbc.com/news/article...
By @guydelauney.bsky.social

Melania Trump statue missing from her hometown in Slovenia

The bronze depiction of the US First Lady is a replacement for a previous wooden version, which was set on fire in 2019.

www.bbc.com

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · May 2

Well, those election results certainly confirm MY prior beliefs, that's for sure. If only Labour had listened to me.

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · May 1

People listing 42 minute episodes of Black Mirror as watched films on Letterboxd need to ask themselves who they think they're fooling

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Apr 29

Just gave a colleague my Microsoft365 login and got to use the 'You have my Word' gag IRL. Absolutely buzzing.

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Apr 12

On Monday Katy Perry will be experiencing extreme temperature fluctuations, leaving the earth's atmosphere and experiencing zero gravity. This wasn't a pop song, it was a prophecy.

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Apr 11

We need to reintroduce the idea of shame into public life*

*bully Judi Dench into not doing Money Supermarket dot com adverts

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James @jrawson.bsky.social · Apr 8

Of course the word eugenics comes from the Greek eu- (good) and genḗs (born) whereas Eugenie comes from the Greek eu- (good) and genḗs (born).

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