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JulieBishopsPants

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Just here to share my inner chuckles.🤣🤭🤣 #couchpeloton

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · Nov 20

How i feel now ive made the decison to go where the sky is blue .

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 7h

Bad taste? 👅

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 7h

Please dont tell the Saudis about this guy who wrties for the Washington Post.

#auspol

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 7h

Please dont tell the Saudis about this guy who wrties for the Washington Post.

#auspol

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 11h

1800 - bitter - dissapointment

Definitely not 👎

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 13h

Cat 🐈‍⬛ nonplussed.

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 14h

A shrew in the hand is worth two in the bush

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 20h

Are fact finding tours of Asia adult services hot spots included in the package?

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 21h

Follow Jason on linkedin for more life advice … 🤣😆🤣😆🤣😆

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Darwin never got round to writing a chapter on survival of the agreeablest.

Shame ..

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Perflect too for long flights and family reunions

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

The lengths people go to to make friends.

#auspol

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Can we ask AI overlords to invent a skip button ⏭️

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 1d

Sunrising (bit late)

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

Coping mechanism to prevent schoolyard wedgies.

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 2d

It has allowed me to form a relationship with kids principal as i get to stand outside the principals office and ask for kids confiscated phone back a couple of times a year.

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Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 2d

Why are you telling me this NOW?

Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 3d

"Why travel all the way to Italy when you can visit a place much closer by that is shaped like Italy?"

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poster of great western railways visit cornwall it better than italy advertising campaign

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 4d

Peta Credlin and Julie Bishop

#auspol #insiders
#LNPDreamTeam
#WhatWouldStevePriceKnow
#AnyoneButTony

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 5d

He seems the perfect candidate to work at Optus.

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 5d

Cheers big ears 👂

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 5d

Governor Broome would have been team crow.

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 5d

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Is this the handiwork of your googly eye 👁️ minions?

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 6d

Perm over head…

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 6d

Bmx bandits II 🎥 is going to be spicy 🌶️ 🥵🔥🥵

#50ShadesOfBMX

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JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 6d

Not sure what instagram search home page is trying to tell me.

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 6d

Decided today that i want to be buried just wearing a hat.

JulieBishopsPants @juliebishopspants.bsky.social · 6d

Wow .. Kerry Stokes had to pay $13.5m to make this species credibility extinct..

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