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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 4h

Lucozade asked them. Be a sport they said.

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 4h

My friend was mostly out out shape but he did say he had athletes foot.

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 18h

His sons were not fans of the Queen. Well not since Freddie died.

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 18h

For a princely sum

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 18h

You must be able to smoke king sized cigarettes

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 18h

His dodgy brother lived next door. That was Andy.

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

80s detective show starring Trevor Eve made on a shoestring budget.

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

Kojaks boss was awful . He said I don't have a baldy.

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

90s police tv show that fits the Bill

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

PC answer

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

He had a quiet word

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

Mother in law did wine on about it

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

Thats the spirit

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

He was groomed by the brides husband

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 1d

Think you are going out a wing there

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 2d

They disliked Custer. Thats the General rule.

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 2d

Think they are taking the Mick

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 2d

Best wait until the flaps are down.

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 2d

They also visited the cockpit .

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 3d

I think the is a Clause in reindeer contract

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 3d

Some crew are carrying a lot of baggage anyway.

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 3d

Case in point

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 4d

Sounds like a monopoly on instructions

justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 4d

Sounds like shell shock

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justjohn99.bsky.social @justjohn99.bsky.social · 4d

Some people will go to any length

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