Anderson Lasagna, CPA
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Anderson Lasagna, CPA
@kaidrewcpa.bsky.social
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Anarcho-accountist. Soccer ball.
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Debit: Our Cash
Credit: Their Cash
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great hot mic moment on Chicago Fire radio heading into halftime
Damiani in place of “body-odi” in Megan the Stallions smash hit “Body”
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To all my trans sisters who blocked me because of all the awful things I said repeatedly and belligerently, I have one message: I forgive you
Go fuck yourself
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Burnley simply digging a crater by the corner flags to try stop us
In place at Turf Moor - Another big day to come in the Premier League.
Also applies to Spanish Tortilla discourse
Kids don’t even be saying trick or treat anymore, just holding out their hands or buckets.

Like, say the fucking line, lil bro.
A Newark dumbass is more like it. An embarrassment for the city.
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happy halloween from samwise gamgee and frodo baggins! cloaks vests and shirts handmade by grandma, lembas bread by fig newtons corporation
Oh okay, guess Biden was a communist then.
Is that not a propaganda problem?
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Hard to imagine better Halloween content than this.
Talk about an in-flight meal.

For the first time, researchers have captured rats hunting bats by grabbing them from the sky. Learn more: https://scim.ag/3Jqldmn
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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<opening strings of One-Winged Angel heard in the distance>
Spain really nailed with the siesta
Arsenal: W
Barcelona: L
Eagles: W
Deportivo: D
Devils: W
Union: W!!!!!!
Arsenal: W
Barcelona: L
Eagles: W
Deportivo: D
Devils: W
Union: ?
rsenal: W
Barcelona: L
Eagles: W
Deportivo: D
Union: ?
Devils:?

*forgot to include them 😭
Arsenal: W
Barcelona: L
Eagles: W
Deportivo: ?*
Union: ?
Devils:?

*forgot to include them 😭
Surprise Baltimore isn’t there
Did you also lose the Skat-man?
Arsenal: W
Barcelona: L
Eagles: ?
Union: ?
Devils:?
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This is an AI rendering of the Philly skyline, isn’t it? I swear to fuck if it is.
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Mamdani is well dressed, has to be very careful in his approach, and his record is damn near spotless. Platner is a fucking Blackwater merc with an SS tat and everyone from Sanders to Vigeland to fucking Jacobin is tripping over themselves to defend and equivocate. Fucking disgusting.
Mamdani: "I thought that if I could build a campaign of universality ... if I behaved well enough or bit my tongue enough ... it would allow me to be more than just my faith. I was wrong."