Kái Jài
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Kái Jài
@kaijai.bsky.social
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Starbucks always been overpriced.
Why is (the price of) everything increasing EXCEPT my salary?!?!?
Also, the clippers I have broke lash night. So now I have to buy a new one. 😞🫩
Coworker to me (while staring): why you looking so different today?

Me: Shaved.

Also me: 😂😂😂😂

Cause I didn't think the difference was that stark.
Coworker to me (while staring): why you looking so different today?

Me: Shaved.

Also me: 😂😂😂😂

Cause I didn't think the difference was that stark.
Every RH is ad ad ad. It's time to subtract.
I know is a joke thing. Cause what the actual fuck. How dem mean?
Stop trapping. Kids use this app!!!
Getting this notification while it was happening is crazy and impressive work. I heard it then felt it. 🫠
"Why Starbucks sucks now"

Was Starbucks good at any point in time?

I use to see how much they charge for coffee and always would say "nah. I can make cheaper (better tasting) coffee at home".
This is my same thought and feeling when it comes to my photography (when I was in my prime). I would have flourished immensely outside of Barbados.
When you realize you got adult money and can do whatever you want with it, it's a dangerous game. Lmao. Cause who waiting until Easter or Christmas to buy a ham? Once ham on sale, I gine buy it. 😂
Lord Zenn now realize yuh don't have to wait until Christmas to buy and yam off them Danish Butter cookies. 😂

That video was the truth. Man also say he don't like the round ones. Does anyone like the round ones?
I love when I introduce a Mauby drinking Trini to the glory that is Sweet and Dandy.
I can smell myself and I smell good and I remember how y'all manwhores like to buy Dior sauvage (and designer scents) so I went to look at the price on Amazon. No boa. Alladin, Ahkmed and Mohammed, keep making them affordable dupes for me please.

*Throws rupees*
I have 13 - 18 years left (God willing) to find a source of passive income. I refuse to work until 65 just to hold my hand out for a measly pension that may not even be still available to me.
A woman I do not know told me "I must say, you smell really nice."

Y'all can't talk to me today.
This Sean Paul discourse on Twitter is one of the reasons why I don't post/partake in Twitter exchanges anymore. 🗣️ Cause y'all don't have anything better to effing do?!?!?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 goooooood tiiiiiiiimes
I still find it hilarious how people think one's views in a tweet from 2016 still hold true and is a gotcha/this you moment?

🗣️ PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS/VIEWS AND EVOLVE OVER TIME.
Natlee and musclekatt really are Bajan icons.
Making and posting a video to drag an establishment and ending up getting dragged instead cause the public court decided you, and not the establishment, was in the wrong is high level comedy.

Serves y'all right.
Another compliment from a coworker.

"How you smelling nice so?"

I really am I my "trying to find what works, what lasts, and what I like best" cologne era. 🕺🏾
Of all employees, why y'all over there effing with these ones?!?! Run them their money. They are essential.
Me to my coworker as she initially drives into this spot to be able to reverse and park into a different spot: "You cudda park there. I wudda sit here and act the part". 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🫢🤣🤣