Wade Armstrong
@kaizendad.bsky.social
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Los Angeles-based Engineering Manager. Sometimes I make things. Most of the time I help others make awesome things. If we're lucky, we all grow together! Black Lives Matter. James 5:1-6.
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.
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Returning to the "I would want to keep asbestos from my lungs" plotline, I'd think that wearing your bunny suit at lunch would be a real good way to bring asbestos out to the outside
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Pretty sure that condensation in your mask in a bunny suit is a bad thing, from an air purity point of view
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If you were going to deliver that "fuckin birds" line you neede to make the human form earlier a little more unclearly human
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They should've established that it was difficult/uncomfortable to wear those bunny suits, then it would make sense that people were in street clothes despite the asbestos floating in the air.
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I was told this would be Atmospheric Horror, but this is Concerning Music instead.
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In the basement? And the lights went out? What a twist!
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I’ve been in tech through the dot-com bust, 2008, and 2020, and I’m more scared than 2008. Maybe 2001.
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That's an actual photo. That man is showing that other man a picture of his baby and it's a photo in a wallet.
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Some sort of CSI reunion here
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Where did this Scottish accent suddenly come from? Did we just recast said man with new baby?
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Very prominent diaper creme in the shot really helps establish that the reason this guy is a wreck is a new baby. Which, can testify is true; thank God for parental leave.
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David Caruso is acting the shit out of this
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War is hell, Portland style
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BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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And I’ve hired a few Codesmith alums over the years, always been great hires. (I’ve hired other bootcamp grads too.)
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So I started out as a developer. Then I switched to Product for about a decade. When I decided to get back into the dev world I knew I needed to refresh my skills, so I went to Codesmith. It was an amazing experience. The team really cared about teaching and making good developers.
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You better be ready to stand up like this
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We definitely have coyotes in the area! But, it's also more like the coyotes have people in their area.
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I live in the middle of Los Angeles. If we're getting feral hogs here, either we're doing really good at re-wilding the urban environment, or many, many things have gone badly wrong.
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The Jetsons, but Rosie works at Spacely Sprockets, is part of the Galaxy Historical Society, and gets to dance, while George, Jane, Judy and Elroy clean up around the house.