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Katherine of Tarragon

@kathoftarragon.bsky.social

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I had anxiety for 50 years. Now I don’t. (But it remains that if you DM me to sell me your shit, it’s Block Town for you).

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · Oct 4

$200k to hang out with dogs. amazing

IG gabriel.desanti, barkandburn

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

It’s horrendous, isn’t it?

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

No, definitely not. About an hour north of here, they get tropical currents, so the water up there is quite temperate.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

We adore him. People think he’s lucky, because we adopted him - but the luck was all ours. I’ve never had a dog love me like this boy does.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

We’re on the NSW South Coast south of Sydney. The water’s bloody freezing. We get currents from the antarctic here, so there’s about 2 days a year when the water doesn’t feel like an ice bath 🧊

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

Omg what a cutie.

You can’t tell where the dog ends and the human begins - which is how they like it.

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

That is probably the greatest travel hack ever published.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

And here’s our lord and master, Happy, the sawn-off Kelpie.

An Australian black-and-tan kelpie, his face peppered with grey fur, looks thoughtfully into the distance.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

We are doing that exact thing tonight. Here’s a photo I prepared earlier:

A pair of feet on a pristine white sandy beach. Some small waves, only eight or ten inches high, break about forty feet away.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

I apologise. I can’t really discern when I’m meant to become a better person, and when I’m meant to unleash my radical left terrorism on small children and puppies.

Bloody autism. It’s a curse, I tell ya.

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

Aww thanks!

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

I’ve become a better person today, because of you.

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

If they all did this, the dictator would be powerless, thrashing around like a rabid, syphylitic little conman whose house of cards has just been blown over by a toddler.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

*in 2035

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

Sucks to give up their entire life for it. This guy will be imprisoned.

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · Oct 3

Breaking on MSNBC:

An FBI agent in the Washington field office has been fired for refusing to arrest and perp walk James Comey.

This news was first reported by Reuters.

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 4

I’ve been saying it wrong my whole life! From now on I will only say “cah-HOLE-ay”.

Do I have that right?

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

The poorest county in the USA has a median household income of less than $18,000 a year.

There’s no freedom for those people.

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

I should’ve said rural Kentucky, not midwestern!

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

Ralph grew up next to a lead smelter, didn’t he?

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

If MAGA are flocking here because they want to bully us, we may just have to block them en masse so it becomes too boring for their mercury-addled minds to bother with.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

All they have to do is define community standards and enforce them. Access to a social media platform is not protected by the First Amendment.

And I just realised how stupid that sounds. There is no constitution any more.

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

Joy is definitely the right word for this piece!

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Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

Wait, was it from a Murdoch masthead?

Katherine of Tarragon @kathoftarragon.bsky.social · Oct 3

Sounds like something a capitalist would say.

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