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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 8h

He HAS called for the murder of his political opponents, though.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 11h

This is quite a picture of some stoatmeal.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 1d

Let's see the evidence.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, I vaguely remember that. But it was saying that it was an item in the game and that you would grab it before some part.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 2d

Google AI tried to make sense of the Gel-O-Ray in relation to the game and as far as I know, there is no gel-o-ray in the game, right?

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 3d

Clussy is already taken by the clown niche of the adult world.. I don’t know what you call Clippy’s orifices. But I would “say does anyone need they ___ussy ate?”

Clipptoris?
Clipussy???
I’m not feeling very creative today. Sorry.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 3d

Makes me laugh hysterically every time I see it.

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

Speaking of criminals… isn't the "president", if you can call him that any longer, a criminal.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

The commissioner of antifa has asked me to bestow a message upon the world:

youtu.be/WUNokymL4vE?...

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) - Clit Commander - Rusty Robot’s Gen X Media

YouTube video by Rusty Robot Media

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

Aha!

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

Is this similar?

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

What is a plaster?

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

That bear is awesome. 👏

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

a brown bear is standing on its hind legs and says hi in pink letters

ALT: a brown bear is standing on its hind legs and says hi in pink letters

media.tenor.com

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

yeah, like meat. First, the animal cooks it on low temp for the entirety of its life and then you cook it again when you bring it home.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

Lights, camera, action *clapboard*? right?

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

I am are confused. How do we say "clapboard"? What is a clapboard?

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 4d

If I ever write any sort of fiction and need a sultry 1940s-type jazzy lounge singer character (which never going to because I'm not a creative person), I'm naming them Tawny Frogmouth.

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 6d

Look at Jiggly Puff trying to hold back the laughter.

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 6d

Can someone photoshop this picture onto Bald Life Magazine?

kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 7d

Investing in in anything worthwhile that would benefit society is a no-no. We only exist to benefit the rich.

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 9d

Oh… I think the problem is that it won’t let me install the games because I’m on Mac. 😣

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 9d

I feel like I tried this once. I’ll look into it again. Steam has their own dos-emu thing and that might be a problem.

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 9d

It won’t let me access the files through steam or maybe I’m too stupid to do that.

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kaypri.bsky.social @kaypri.bsky.social · 9d

I do, however, want to buy an older pc so I can play all the old adventure games I bought when they ran that Sierra humble bundle. I can’t play any right now because… Mac.

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