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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 2h

When celebrities sign contracts to do ad reads they should ask how frequently the ad will be played because my opinions about Walton Goggins are shifting daily

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 3h

Hearing that senior members of the military are scared to speak to reporters out of fear of losing their jobs really diminishes the whole “thank you for your service” routine. You signed up, pledged your life to the country, but now you’re scared of losing your job when duty calls? Go fuck yourself

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 6h

Here’s a thing to think about. It’s just a movie, the dog didn’t actually die, HOWEVER that movie is so old that dog is definitely dead by now. 😃

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 10h

Can I bet on which sport will have the next gambling scandal?

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 12h

I’m going to get some nickel nags and fill them with catnip and hand them out with the candy on Halloween. No labels on the bags, I’ll let the parents sort it out

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 14h

All the pigs are working a funeral. If you wanted to rob a bank now’s your time

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 1d

Justin Halpern fighting the good fight on The Distraction. He is 100% correct

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 1d

50,000 people showed up in a metro area of over 3 million. I’d wager the vast majority of protesters are going to vote

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 2d

I’m reading a bunch of articles from 2000 on about the inevitable end of Moore’s law. They all talk about the technological hurdles to keeping the game running being the limiting factor. None consider a future where the consumer doesn’t want or need a more powerful CPU. A.I. is awfully convenient

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 3d

Daulton Varsho has a face straight out of Sin City

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 3d

To be fair that was the same pitch, but they were both strikes

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 3d

Dude

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 3d

“Trust me, I’m not an expert”

keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 3d

Do we think Manny being managed by a former player who was significantly better than him will soothe his ego? Maybe Manny is secretly a sub and he wants to be dominated by an alpha bigger than him. That’s a big ass to spank but with a name like Pujols I think he’s up to the task

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keahi @keahikaiwi.bsky.social · 5d

Protests are cute. 100,000 people showing up at an ICE raid, now that would be a statement

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