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When celebrities sign contracts to do ad reads they should ask how frequently the ad will be played because my opinions about Walton Goggins are shifting daily
Hearing that senior members of the military are scared to speak to reporters out of fear of losing their jobs really diminishes the whole “thank you for your service” routine. You signed up, pledged your life to the country, but now you’re scared of losing your job when duty calls? Go fuck yourself
Here’s a thing to think about. It’s just a movie, the dog didn’t actually die, HOWEVER that movie is so old that dog is definitely dead by now. 😃
Can I bet on which sport will have the next gambling scandal?
I’m going to get some nickel nags and fill them with catnip and hand them out with the candy on Halloween. No labels on the bags, I’ll let the parents sort it out
All the pigs are working a funeral. If you wanted to rob a bank now’s your time
Justin Halpern fighting the good fight on The Distraction. He is 100% correct
50,000 people showed up in a metro area of over 3 million. I’d wager the vast majority of protesters are going to vote
I’m reading a bunch of articles from 2000 on about the inevitable end of Moore’s law. They all talk about the technological hurdles to keeping the game running being the limiting factor. None consider a future where the consumer doesn’t want or need a more powerful CPU. A.I. is awfully convenient
Daulton Varsho has a face straight out of Sin City
To be fair that was the same pitch, but they were both strikes
“Trust me, I’m not an expert”
Do we think Manny being managed by a former player who was significantly better than him will soothe his ego? Maybe Manny is secretly a sub and he wants to be dominated by an alpha bigger than him. That’s a big ass to spank but with a name like Pujols I think he’s up to the task
Protests are cute. 100,000 people showing up at an ICE raid, now that would be a statement
What a terrible way to end the season. Having the dogers hold a pillow over your face for four straight games is insulting. Watching it gives me ptsd
When I was a kid it seemed impossible to me that there could be people out there who didn’t like Michael Jordan. Dude was incredible, dude was everything. How could anyone not absolutely love Michael Jordan? I get it now
That ball was a foot off the plate. That’s not fair
Two completely different vibes in these two games. Watching fans elated at a dream almost realized and then flipping the TV to LA where it is the cold, stark realization of the inevitable
The Suarez hair majestic. It’s two parts Anton Chigurh and one part Darth Vader
That gif of Pedro Pascal looking over his shoulder and smiling except it’s Eugenio Suarez
I didn’t know Greupner has a stake in the team. That makes the Preller thing far more interesting. Complain all you want about roster construction or trading prospects, there’s one feature about AJ Preller that is undeniable. The dude is entertaining as hell and that shit puts butts in the seats $$$
Curse of the in-game interview