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KJ
@keiranjack.bsky.social
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🍉👹👻🤠🍿🎬🏃‍♂️🏋 🍉 Manchester | he/him https://www.instagram.com/keiranjm
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · Jun 23
Mr. Burns is doing well.
A Mr. Burns tattoo on a man’s thighs, he is in short shorts
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 3m
Was quite high ish about 10pm on average more than it usually is (from apple watch readings, anyway)
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 10m
Nooo, I've only had it for like 2 days!
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 17m
Okay Mr high performance athlete (I'm hoping it's just because I'm ill)
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 2h
Got a Garmin recently, it just says I'm low key stressed all the time???
The Garmin stress indicator, showing I live at low stress, unless I'm asleep
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 3h
I cried so many times Donny 🥺
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 3h
Man don't need spell, man need violence
a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with huge mouths
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob and patrick with huge mouths
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 3h
You'll be outrange of your flat and in the Thames in a minute 😡😡😡
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 5h
Doing an apprenticeship was the best thing I ever did. Six years on I wouldn't have anything I currently have if it wasn't for that course.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 5h
The fact I think I know EXACTLY which barber this is about is telling 🫠🫠🫠
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 5h
Outraged goddamn it
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 7h
I've been reduced to tears a couple of times by them all. Anya was particularly a standout.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 7h
You're a sick, sick man.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 7h
The Body is genuinely the best piece of TV I've ever seen.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 8h
I am absolutely outranged that Sarah Michelle Geller didn't win the Golden Globe for Buffy S5 after watching episode 15 & 16 😭😭😭
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 1d
We started watching Girls 5eva and I've never felt gayer. The musical theatre gay in me recognised every single cast member pretty much instantly.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 1d
Seems like it's time to buy a hat 🏃‍♀️👰
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 1d
Let's keep our toes crossed for it
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 1d
It's really really nice to be enjoying work again.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 1d
Night nurse helped see me through the night, alongside lots of vitamin shots, if that's any help to you 🙃
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 1d
The first two episodes of Bobs Burgers s16 are simply incredible. Maybe the strongest opening episodes of any of its seasons
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 2d
Oh... That looks too thick to be primer! My gut is saying add a bit of water to the paint, but I know nothing.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 2d
Id suggest trying to smooth it out, then putting a primer coat ontop, then fully painting properly.
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 2d
I dragged myself to Tesco this morning and got some fancy chicken and veg soup.

Tomato with cheese toasties for dinner tonight 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 2d
Bedridden and no amount of soup can save me
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KJ @keiranjack.bsky.social · 3d
(I've got a head cold and I wanted a sit down shower)