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@kelpmaiden.bsky.social

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Artist, nature lover, Pagan, liberal, witch. Sasquatch! Dolls, Blythe, BJD, Star Wars, Star Trek, RHBH & RHOC, Below Deck, Vanderpump Rules. Cat Lady. (Ole, Magnus, Agatha, Pigeon, Betty and Ethel) MARRIED! 💍 DO NOT DM ME! Unless you are the Illuminati.

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 15d

I just want America to be normal again. By that, I mean, moving FORWARD. Not backwards. #fucktrump Hw long until I can't even post this without getting arrested? Because that is where we are headed.

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, and my friend gave her daughter her debit card🤦

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

When does a parent just say NO? I feel awful for them.

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

Also, I feel used.😩
It's pretty clear to me this woman needs to be completely sober for LIFE. My friends have paid for multiple rehabs, bought her an RV which she wrecked, paid for her to move, packed up her belongings, watched her cat (that she lost in the forest when she was trimming in NOCal)

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't hear anything from her mom until around 9pm. She asked if her daughter had come over. I said yes. She told me she was worried because she went out and got super drunk after she was at my house! My friend is worried she's going to slip back into her drug of choice. It's so sad.

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

JUST so I could get B12 shots when I need them. I was prescribed a bottle to take home. So, the daughter contacted me yesterday and I said come on over. She's a sweet woman and a funky style. I gave her a sot and showed her some of my new creations. Then she told me her mom would Venmo me.

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

I'm glad I don't have kids. My friend has a 35 year old daughter with addiction issues. She's currently living with her parents after a 30 day detox program. I told my friend I could give her daughter a B12 shot to keep her motivated. It cost me a lot to become a patient at a wellness clinic🧵

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 1d

October🎃🧙‍♀️🧹🍁

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 2d

They helped get trump in the White House. Screw them.

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 3d

I turned the heat on.

a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing with the words `` it 's october '' .

ALT: a black and white cartoon of skeletons dancing with the words `` it 's october '' .

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 3d

They are Republican and they are obviously INSANE. I love this shit.
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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 3d

Reddit mystery. I joined this group. There are only 61 people in it right now. Only the mod posts. Nothing makes sense. No one upvotes or comments. My comments are never answered. They live in Thailand and brag about speaking the language. They are from Virginia.
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From the GALACTICFEDERATIOND7 community on Reddit: What Happened to CNN Anchor Erin Burnett’s Eye?

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 3d

That's so beautiful! I haven't been there in so long. it's time for a visit!

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 3d

Who wants to tell him🤦

Mueller, She Wrote @muellershewrote.com · 3d

Help me out here. When did Biden take office? Who was the FBI director on January 6th? Who appointed that FBI director?

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 4d

This post doesn't even make sense because my mind is turning to mush over all this. Watching them lie. They seems to believe everything they say!

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 4d

The beginning of her diary is the part that haunts me right now, as we watch videos of people being disappeared off the streets. I'm just starting to really freak out. Watching people on the news flat out LIE. Watching the fascists in the government FLAT OUT LIE. It's terrifying.

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 4d

I can't stop thinking of Anne Frank. When I was a kid I used to hide in this little space under the eves and pretend I was her. You had to go into my parent's closet and open a secret door to another closet and then crawl through a small space to get to the little room.

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 4d

Hopefully she can do the same thing to trump!😂 Who's to say her ex didn't deserve it?🤷‍♀️

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 4d

I watched that too many times. Thanks!

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

Was he your great great grandfather or something?

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

This is a warning to trump.
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Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Venezuela’s María Corina Machado for keeping ‘the flame of democracy burning’ | CNN

María Corina Machado, a Venezuelan opposition leader driven into hiding since a disputed election last year, has been awarded the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize for keeping “the flame of democracy burning ami...

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

Wow. Totally insane!

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

Holy cow. He was the Devil!

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Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

Do they understand why they kids don't get to be around them without you guys? You would think that would be a serious wake up call! I'm sorry you have to deal with that.

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

Do you have to see them?

Christy Olsen🤷‍♀️🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️🇺🇲🇳🇴 @kelpmaiden.bsky.social · 5d

I’m waking up with anxiety again. I’ve been screaming in my sleep and freaking my poor husband out. I had a dream Putin kidnapped my neighbor and made her his slave! Then a bear tried to come in through the cat door!