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_Ken Lyon_

@kenlyon.bsky.social

990 followers 990 following 1.7K posts

I do this for Humor and Info. L.A. County 🐸🧠. B- donor, not for $. Southpaw. Fierce Democrat. Dabbles in GeoSciences🌐/High Energy Physics⚡️🧲. Working Hypothesis: Dark Energy may create alternate Entropies. 🚫 NO DM's, Crypto, or porn. I block a lot. 🚫

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

What's a "Jean Pirro"?
Honest question.
(Sorta'.)

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1d

Not to be THAT dictionary, but…

It’s ‘per se,’ not ‘per say.’
It’s ‘dog-eat-dog world,’ not ‘doggy-dog world.’
It’s ‘hunger pangs,’ not ‘hunger pains.’
It’s ‘one and the same,’ not ‘one in the same.’
It's 'buck naked,' not 'butt naked.'

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

🤔 Can we chew gum 'in line', 'on line', or 'online'?

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

"What's the big deal? Some 155 shells should be expected over American freeways!!!
Aeriel Strafes are Next!!! That's also a Mermaid name. Nobody thought of that before...
Thank you for your Patriotism!"
- Your favorite Commander

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

He probably practiced pronouncing 'eradicate' thousands of times, without ever realizing what 'War Crime' actually means.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

Same. 🫩

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe.
They are all 'Cortelones' from the Latin contraction of Short Pants.
"I'm donning Cortelones today."

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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 2d

Vital accessory for every book lover who has lost their pinkie so can’t splay the book open with it on one page and their thumb on the other 🙏

A book spreader you wear on your thumb like you’re some kind of dick

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

"All it needs is an L.E.D. light, WiFi, and an A.I. page scanner!"
-TechBro's, probably.

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

Strange how this overhead shot did not make the 'No Kings Montage' in Any Publication.
Yes, America-
Los Angeles still exists, and we know the assigment.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

That's exactly what I envision my future will hold if I spend 200k on an Ivy League education:
Learn a common trade, yet sport a Gucci tool belt.
What a Concept.
I'm all in.

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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 1d

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

It unclipped and hid itself under the car?

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

🤐🇨🇦⚾️

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

Woof. Heroic.
I wouldn't know a discombobulated actofranistat from a tripped high limit.

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jennywing.bsky.social @jennywing.bsky.social · 1d

Haven't seen in news Wednesday...cause an emergency trip to the hospital turned into a 4 day stay and I just got home Sunday at 3:30 pm. Missed ALL THE NEWS. WHAT HAPPPENED????

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 1d

Moses Mike leads continued exodus of Capitol, lost in desert.
Trump still controls all three branches of Govt.
March of Patriots in 'war-torn' cities/inflatables.
Another Boat criminally blasted out of water.
Not much.
Welcome home.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 1d

Normal Size Employee Late For 1st Day Of Work. Unable To Reach Door Handle.

Exterior of a "Big & Tall" clothing store with a man struggling to reach tile front door handle.

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Hear that sound?
It's the Millions of people clamoring to not own one.

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Wow. She has ALL the canned responses at her fingertips, and chose that 'jem'.

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worm adderall @wormmo.de · 2d

backpacking pro tip you can make your own instant coffee, you just grind up regular coffee very finely

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_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Hint: Do NOT use a portable coffee grinder near wildlife.
It attracts lackadaisicle misanthropes, also wired wolverine.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Idea:
Inflato-suits. Confuses the commanders, adds more creativity.
Perhaps a Marshmallow Squad to tilt the battlefield.

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Yah.
"I'm feeling out of sorts. Let's plunder some unmarketable trinkets. Any ideas, girls?"
"The Louvre is packed with such items. So- let's get going before lunch."

_Ken Lyon_ @kenlyon.bsky.social · 2d

Shizzzz.
I hope it was a starburst or paint round, and not anything... truly lethal.
Leadership should Never have taken that risk, regardless. That was an aggregious flex of stupid.