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Kiltedfrog
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Tuning fork for a sentient magical talking skull from another universe that forces me to write under the name B. T. Skull. Also I write short stories from time to time. Many of them found on patreon.com/Kiltedfrog For free.
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Knight Vision or Darsun: Slavery makes them SOOO mad. But they are cautious, and calculating in their undoing of it.

Kaffee: Slavery makes him equally mad, but he'll fly wildly off the handle, throw the moon the nobility live on into the sun, and then deal with the lack of tides later.
If anyone is looking for a random bit of good news. My friend's missing groundhog neighbor *is* still alive and well. We'd been worried Cuthbert had been eaten by some other animal, but he was spotted today in their garden. Chonky and happy. Back to eating invasive plants!

Hooray for Cuthbert!
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UPDATE! 🌹🎉

I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99

Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!

#Fantasy #Author
www.reddit.com/r/AFrogWrote...

Quite possibly the funniest micro fiction I have ever written.
Pssst. Hey, you. Yea. You! You wanna read some free Sci-fi? It's pretty weird!

www.reddit.com/r/AFrogWrote...

Don't forget to make your vote in the comments section before moving on to chapter 2. The fate of humanity depends on it.

(I am still actively posting a new chapter every 2-3 days.)
I'm not sure there's an English word for that feeling, and I don't know enough German to say there's one there either, but I know that feeling well. Gotta be something like Schadenfreude but for reveling in the hate other's feel toward you. Caused me to write 3 extra chapters to a short story once.
Apparently naughty cat lap jail now comes with free dental exams. Jiji grabbed my whole arm and gave my fingers a little nibble. Very gentle bites. What a weird little man. #catshaming
Jiji is learning! He Jijaninated the mess mister Bojangles made and then put himself in lap jail until the others were done. #catshaming #catJusticeSystem works!? Void recidivism is down.
George, it sounds to me like you've got a real, air and water addiction going on too. What're you? Addicted to being alive?

Junkie.

Next you'll tell me you eat food daily, and SLEEP! Are you addicted to sleeping too!?

How dare.
In the first picture, three 15-year old cats, eating special (prescription) old cat kidney care food, peacefully. In the second, a 1.5 year old criminal that tries to steal from them at every meal, violently. He was given the empty can. #CatShaming #SecondClassCatCitizenship
Lucifer, the sun-baked Hamifur.

I asked him if I was blocking his light as I passed his sunny stair. The second picture is his answer
Jiji, looking stunning.
Oh yes, and my own to share!
I am so glad I have some of these dudes in my yard too. I love them. The bees love them. Fuck grass, give me clover fields forever.
I like where your head's at with this. Solid choice for the new genre.

May I add a mote of madness? Include sexy robots with deep feelings? They gotta be super chromed out bots, maybe Conan's god offers getting chromed up to the top level priests and priestesses as a high honor.