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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 1d

Read the latest chapter for FREE. The Flying Euphemism

One reviewer calls it a hidden gem. And I promise you, it wasn't my mother.

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Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 3d

New chapter just dropped.

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It's Free. It's Weird. It's funny, and sci-fi, and a little galactic horror.

Reviewers are confused, the naughty chair is aroused.

There's a Hyperspace Cat.

#scifiLit #Freebook #MortalProtectionServices #humourLit #comedyLit #HorrorLit

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

www.royalroad.com

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 6d

Read the story for free!

Reviewers are saying:
-"What the fuck did I just read?"
-"One of the weirdest stories I've read, but in a good way."
-"Utterly fascinating."

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New chapters every 2-3 days
#freebook #scifiLit #comedyLit #MPS #MortalProtectionServices

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

www.royalroad.com

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 7d

Knight Vision or Darsun: Slavery makes them SOOO mad. But they are cautious, and calculating in their undoing of it.

Kaffee: Slavery makes him equally mad, but he'll fly wildly off the handle, throw the moon the nobility live on into the sun, and then deal with the lack of tides later.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 7d

Fresh chapter out today. www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

From the perspective of galactic cancer.

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 8d

Fresh chapter hot off the presses!

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Hyperspace Cat Included.

#scifiLit #freebook #weirdLit #ComedyLit #Galactichorrors #MortalProtectionServices

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 10d

If anyone is looking for a random bit of good news. My friend's missing groundhog neighbor *is* still alive and well. We'd been worried Cuthbert had been eaten by some other animal, but he was spotted today in their garden. Chonky and happy. Back to eating invasive plants!

Hooray for Cuthbert!

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 10d

Here's a teeny tiny little flash fiction for you read on your bathroom break.

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#flashfic #goApe #BathroomBreakReadingList #ItsAnAncientMemeButItChecksOut

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Kevin Gallant @kevin-gallant.bsky.social · Jun 11

UPDATE! 🌹🎉

I realize not many people have access to much right now, so I put the eBook version of Beyond The Mark down to the lowest I could on Amazon, which is $0.99

Hope this helps it become more accessible, I'd rather continue the story than make money, so I hope you enjoy!

#Fantasy #Author

A stylized cover art for the book titled "Beyond the Mark: Ashes of the Hero," featuring a silhouette of a cloaked figure in a dark, magical forest. The figure, shrouded in shadow, is holding a glowing sword with a vibrant red hue. Intricate patterns adorn the figure's cloak, evoking a sense of mystery and fantasy. The background showcases an eerie forest with bare, twisted trees and ethereal lights, creating a mystical and foreboding atmosphere. In the distance, a castle with spires looms against a pale, glowing sky, adding a sense of adventure and danger to the scene. The title is prominently displayed at the top in bold, stylized lettering, with a vivid gradient effect that contrasts with the darker tones of the artwork. The overall composition conveys themes of heroism, darkness, and a journey into the unknown.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 10d

Psst, hey you, yeah, the meatsack reading this. You wanna read some more weird shit? www.royalroad.com/fiction/1355...

There's a hyperspace cat when you get a few chapters in.

#SciFiLit #weirdLit #freebook #booksky #MPS #MortalProtectionServices #sciencefiction #GalaciticHorror #comedyLit

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 12d

You wanna read some free, funny, weird, horrifying sci-fi?

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New chapters every 2-3 days.

#booksky #freebook #scifiLit #WeirdLit #RoyalRoad #reading #sff #galactichorrorLit #comedyLit

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 16d

I am once again asking you to read my free book. Leave a comment, vote your choice after chapter 1.

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It's #weirdlit, It's #scifiLit, it's soft, it's hard. It's #comedyLit. It's #horrorLit. It's entirely human generated and there is a hyperspace cat. Read now!

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

www.royalroad.com

1 2

Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 17d

Do you like Sci-fi? Want to read something funny, something weird, something described by one reader as 'the essence of intoxication and stupidity(good)'? Check out my recent work.

IT'S FREE! FREE BOOK!

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#booksky #scifi #reading #freebook

Mortal Protection Services

The Earth wakes up to find itself surrounded by completely different stars. An announcement rings out across the planet: "We at Mortal Protection Services have relocated you to a foster system tempora...

www.royalroad.com

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · 26d

www.reddit.com/r/AFrogWrote...

Quite possibly the funniest micro fiction I have ever written.

Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · Sep 29

Pssst. Hey, you. Yea. You! You wanna read some free Sci-fi? It's pretty weird!

www.reddit.com/r/AFrogWrote...

Don't forget to make your vote in the comments section before moving on to chapter 2. The fate of humanity depends on it.

(I am still actively posting a new chapter every 2-3 days.)

Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · Jul 3

I'm not sure there's an English word for that feeling, and I don't know enough German to say there's one there either, but I know that feeling well. Gotta be something like Schadenfreude but for reveling in the hate other's feel toward you. Caused me to write 3 extra chapters to a short story once.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · Jun 9

Apparently naughty cat lap jail now comes with free dental exams. Jiji grabbed my whole arm and gave my fingers a little nibble. Very gentle bites. What a weird little man. #catshaming

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · Jun 2

Jiji is learning! He Jijaninated the mess mister Bojangles made and then put himself in lap jail until the others were done. #catshaming #catJusticeSystem works!? Void recidivism is down.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 29

George, it sounds to me like you've got a real, air and water addiction going on too. What're you? Addicted to being alive?

Junkie.

Next you'll tell me you eat food daily, and SLEEP! Are you addicted to sleeping too!?

How dare.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 29

In the first picture, three 15-year old cats, eating special (prescription) old cat kidney care food, peacefully. In the second, a 1.5 year old criminal that tries to steal from them at every meal, violently. He was given the empty can. #CatShaming #SecondClassCatCitizenship

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 28

Lucifer, the sun-baked Hamifur.

I asked him if I was blocking his light as I passed his sunny stair. The second picture is his answer

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 28

Jiji, looking stunning.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 28

Oh yes, and my own to share!

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 28

I am so glad I have some of these dudes in my yard too. I love them. The bees love them. Fuck grass, give me clover fields forever.

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Kiltedfrog @kiltedfrog.bsky.social · May 22

I like where your head's at with this. Solid choice for the new genre.

May I add a mote of madness? Include sexy robots with deep feelings? They gotta be super chromed out bots, maybe Conan's god offers getting chromed up to the top level priests and priestesses as a high honor.