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Chris Warriner

@kingdarian.bsky.social

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The Wound-up Nerd Chronicle 🏳️‍🌈 I like video games, good food, & Sailor Moon. he/him physical video game publishing producer at Fangamer ** extra info in the alt text of every image **

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 33m

...it takes 20 minutes to fill up with water. Normally it takes like 2 minutes. I notify management. They check that all the valves are open, but can't really do much beyond that. I'm currently hoping the cycle finishes so I can move onto drying and also the rest of my life.

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 33m

I just have all the luck. "I'll do a quick load of laundry" turns into An Ordeal™

I come back after the load should be done and fine a "NO H2O" message on the LCD. The buttons no longer do anything and my laundry is sopping wet. I try moving it to the next machine which someone was just using

Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 2h

biff driving to best buy in 1998 to buy all the $11 clearance copies of earthbound

Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 2h

whoever came up with slack's "sort: most relevant" needs to be drawn and quartered

Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 5h

when it's 2025 and your 11-character name is still being truncated to 10 characters in a company's computer system

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 6h

hey two-mix, what's in this salad?

- JUST WILD BEET

Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 6h

"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."

Irwin Toys Sailor Moon Moon Cycle toy - a strange vehicle that had nothing to do with the show - it's a 3 wheeled vehicle with shooting star motifs

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 17h

blackbird shopping center, medford, oregon, 1987

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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 17h

Former Team Ninja boss Tomonobu Itagaki has passed away, as confirmed by his Facebook and personal friends. "Words of departure - my life's light is about to run out." www.facebook.com/tomonobu.ita...

Itagaki's farewell post, which I will not be translating in full because I don't want to do it an injustice. It says it was posted by someone close to him.

Itagaki's final photo of himself, sitting in a restaurant, looking off into the distance.

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 17h

boss defeated after 2 hours of attempts - now I'm free to go to bed

Chun-Li's Street Fighter II SNES ending, where she takes the ribbons out of her hair to let it down, while wearing a crop tank top and short jean shorts against a blue partly cloudy sky

Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 18h

sitting through the cutscene for the 100th time waiting for my chance to die to the same silksong boss again

tiffany "new york" pollard sitting and waiting on a bed meme image

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 22h

I dunno what’s available by your gate, but I’ve had a tradition of treating myself to vending machine ice cream before I board my flight home

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DOKI DOKI CRT PANIC @crtpixel.bsky.social · 1d

THE LEGEND OF THE MYSTICAL NINJA
KONAMI 1991
SNES

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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 1d

walking into o’reilly auto parts like

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 1d

Marcy D'Arcy from Married with Children - wearing a shirt with suspenders

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, it’s solid entry in the series. It has a strong multiplayer focus, but you can still have a good time playing solo.

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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome sign
Toronto, SD

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 1d

theres one that I of,

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 1d

sonic cd ass building

old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 1d

shindig, bossier city, louisiana, 1982

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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 1d

The Simpsons - Technical Difficulties, Please Stand By screen showing a cameraman looking inebriated with a bottle labeled XXX

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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 2d

her laugh???? damn she sucks

Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 2d

The thing that gets me about actors responding like this whenever they’re asking about JKR is that they always say “we need to learn to agree to disagree ^_^” as if trans people are the ones leading the campaign, when we’re just trying to live our lives while JKR posts about trans hate 24/7