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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 5d

What am I, the son of a beech or the son of a birch?

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 5d

I didn't swear loyalty to a private army, I swore to defend the US constitution. If the 600 bucks I got for drill weekend was from this turd I'm gonna puke, then return it to him.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 5d

Trump has always been a scammer. Unfortunately none of us has a choice now to walk away from the scam.

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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 6d

We know, he's going to demolish the entire country and there's nothing we can do about it.

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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 6d

I get the feeling you are not human. I will discontinue conversing with you as I am pretty damn sure you're AI and cannot fully grasp this situation. Besides, I thought you were just a horoscope, not a fledgling shrink.

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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 8d

I'm a federal employee.
I can't laugh.
I can barely get out of bed.

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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 9d

I want my guard paycheck I'm owed! I want my federal technician paycheck!
I will, however, wait patiently for some weasle republican to cave and let us all keep health coverage.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 12d

Aaaaaaghh!

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 24d

My older friends are already experiencing difficulty getting Medicare part B, there's no one to answer the f*ing phone. I'm working for free and I don't care. Let the gov fall apart. I can get a hunting license to feed myself.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 26d

That's how long it feels since January.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · 29d

What a weenie

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 29d

A bus of Bronx middle schoolers pulled up to the Capitol this morning for a long-planned field trip just a few hours after the government shut down.

All Capitol tours were cancelled as the guides can’t work in shutdown.

So I escorted them in myself and gave them a personal tour. They were great!

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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Oct 1

IDK why this is scrumptious, it just is!

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Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Oct 1

I'm military, I concur.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Oct 1

Oh, the things I'd love to tell the world as a gov employee and military member. I've always been Animal Farm's goat, and I'm so sick of it. Rest assured, I'll not follow an illegal order. Not ever, not for nothin'.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Sep 25

Stand your ground. Thank you for the good fight.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Sep 22

Thank you Mr. Brad.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Sep 22

No, she's not bright enough for a shade.

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Sep 22

Women wear white T shirts?

Kris @klandrea.bsky.social · Sep 22

My condolences to B&J and all my fellow VTers who work there. I always felt the sale to Unilever was not good, but had hope bcuz the conditions of sale.
And, fuck Disney.

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