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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 4d

That the "Donald Trump Bobblehead doll" was at that point not only just a random piece of junk cluttering your desk, but a throw away joke that eventually found a more appropriate home in the trash can, definitely paints a rosy picture of life twenty years ago.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 7d

I’m ready to ride the L in my underwear to save democracy!

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 8d

I l i k e t o e a t
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P e o p l e s a n d t h e i r b a b i e s

I l i k e t o g u t
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P u p p i e s a n d c u t e b u n n i e s

Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 8d

There you go, givin’ a fuck when it *is* your turn to give a fuck. Looking forward to the book as always!

Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 16d

I haven’t had a chance to watch “The Lowdown” premiere yet, but how does that square with Ethen Hawke presumably playing a different character here than Elora’s Dad?

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 22d

He's currently starring in the show Alien: Earth, which they are recapping weekly, so odds are pretty good you are right!

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 22d

Damn, I searched the Wiki before I posted, but apparently the search function wasn't smart enough to match "Movies About TV" (what I searched) with "Movies About Television" (what the episode was actually called). Guess I'll just have to hold out for an "Oops! All Mooches" TV Movies draft!

Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · 22d

@screendrafts.bsky.social "Movies about TV" Draft with Alan and @drewmcweeny.com when?

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Sep 11

Fair enough. I don’t know why I put “six seven” in a different bucket than “Skibidi Toilet” or “Chicken Jockey”, other than I’m actually familiar with the source of the latter two.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Sep 11

My wife & I had this same conversation yesterday. She works at an elementary school & usually asks me to look up what kid slang actually means. I struck out trying to translate “six seven” for her, only for her to come back today with “turns it literally means nothing, the kids just find it funny”.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Sep 6

a man in a white shirt with a red face is saying it 's a trap .

Alt: Admiral Akbar saying his iconic line from Return of the Jedi, “It’s a trap!”

media.tenor.com

Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Aug 31

It’s a sliding scale depending on how long the latter car owner lets the car alarm blare before turning it off.

Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Aug 24

I still get scared playing any sort of video game underwater section with limited visibility, and it’s been nearly 30 years of PTSD all going back to my first encounter with this motherfucker.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Aug 15

D&D 5th Edition offers a Cleric that can specialize in the Peace Domain. You gain benefits to buffing your party's rolls, healing spells, and taking damage in place of your allies. Nothing that explicitly prevents you from attacking, but it isn't the focus.

dnd5e.wikidot.com/cleric:peace

Cleric: Peace Domain - DND 5th Edition

dnd5e.wikidot.com

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Aug 13

Muffin Man, know thyself

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Aug 11

Population Density may be a better metric for Relegation due to lower populations in tiny states: Vermont is 49th in absolute population but jumps to 31st in population density; Delaware similarly jumps from 42nd to 6th when shifting to density. Texas is the biggest loser, dropping from 2nd to 24th.

Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Aug 11

My impractical fever dream is State Promotion/Relegation. Every 10 years, tied to Census, the 5 states with the lowest populations are forced to merge with their neighbor with the lowest population, and the 5 states with the highest populations are forced to split into two equally sized new states.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jul 20

Check out Dicktown on Hulu - www.hulu.com/series/dickt...

Dicktown

Welcome to Richardsville, NC (aka DICKTOWN to the locals), its famous boy detective, John Hunchman, and his hired muscle, David Purefoy. Except they're not boys any more and while they're still detect...

www.hulu.com

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jul 12

As long as they can momentarily handle robot pole dancers and Kevin Costner’s naked butt, they’ll be fine.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jul 9

Apollo 11 (assuming the draft includes NEON distributed films and not just NEON produced films)

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jul 8

Same deal with my two kids, eventually they got to being fine with their fingernails but still apprehensive about their toenails. In both cases, I'd let them play a kid's game on my phone (Sago Mini type stuff), and that distracted/enticed them enough to get through it.

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jul 8

You got there in the end at least

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jun 22

They’re giving Black Sails Anne Bonny as well!

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jun 13

He’ll call my name and save me from the dark.

a man in a blue jacket is running down the sidewalk

Alt: Nathan Fielder as Sully running down the sidewalk

media.tenor.com

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Klungar @klungar.bsky.social · Jun 10

Because, as Senator Ernst says, we all are going to die.

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