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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 11h

I want to be clear that
1. As a Jays fan I think a Tigers team that limped to the finish line, with a spent Skubal, is a better matchup for me personally
2. As a proud daughter of Windsor Ontario, a Jays-Tigers ALCS matchup makes me wanna fuckin puke

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s Go Tigers (Right Into My Waiting Jaws)

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 11h

Rooting for My Tigers for both pure and impure reasons tonight 😈

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 1d

Actually the worst are the people who put stuff that goes under the seat in the overhead bin.

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 1d

People who get in line for boarding before their zone is called will not see heaven.

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 1d

I have watched this probably 30 times today and it never gets old

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 1d

Had to get myself a glass of champagne to toast the Very Good Blue Jays.

Start spreading the news, bitches!

Me, in a cafe in Paris, holding a glass of champagne. Matt’s hand is in the foreground holding a negroni spritz

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

too lazy to finish the joke you get the gist of it

the feeding shelter cats to coyotes tweet but changed to "my manager told me phillies keep eating his christian nationalist relievers" because dave roberts sure loves watching his MAGA bullpen get lit the fuck up lately

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 1d

bsky.app/profile/blue... "i don't give a shit, we're fucken... fuck yeah, let's go, canada"

Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 2d

Kevin Gausman does not give a bleep about the censors.

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

🫡🫡🫡

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

🥹💕

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James G @orth.ca · 2d

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

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Alexis G @alexisg.bsky.social · 2d

Meme of two stick figures with the caption:
Yankee downfall happening
me watching because I prayed for it

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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 2d

When the Yankees get eliminated

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

🥰🥰🥰

Ian Hunter @bluejayhunter.com · 2d

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

Hell yeah, Lauren!

Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

We’re in a rugby-themed bar in Paris and I’m the only woman in here (maybe ever?), but the vibes are surprisingly excellent. There’s cool art on the walls and the single-stall toilet was clean. 10/10

A hand-painted rugby player on the mirror on the bar wall

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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 2d

The direct address straight to the camera at the end of this is 100% right out of professional wrestling. Finally.

Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 2d

If you come for my people, you come through me.

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 2d

The Phillies wearing their powder blues tonight is like when I used to get really dressed up for work when I was really hungover

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

I hope it’s also with a knife and fork - otherwise I’m stumped!

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I’ve seen so many French people eat their burgers with a knife and fork??

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

Jays fandom was absolutely involved.

But I definitely became more of a fanatic once we started dating and actually got way more involved in the social media aspect of that as a result.

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

Nope - just old school dating apps (OK Cupid)!

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Kristie @knairn.bsky.social · 2d

We’re back in Paris having dinner at a restaurant with a simply perfect view

A restaurant terrace with the Eiffel Tower in full view

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