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It cost me eight dollars to briefly admire a grape
If putting extra holes in your earlobes caused weight loss, then there wouldn’t be thousands of obese goth women working cash registers across America
Everyone teased me at first for taking gymnastics instead. We had no male gymnastics program, so I spent two years lifting cheerleaders by the crotch while our wrestling team all contacted herpes from Holmdel High school, and the wrestling team shut down
He’s a good boy but don’t let him kiss you because he eats out of the litter box
Old man here.. never steal batteries. You hang fake saggy balls out of your 80’s shorts and the give them to you if you agree to leave
Ladies: what flavor would you pick? Sharkleberry Fin?
Just a practical gal with a reliable watch.. big ass watch.. nothing to see here
He looks like Jonah Hill playing the part of my cousin Bernadette in her biopic