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LemonBoi99

LemonBoi99

@kodaboi9.bsky.social

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Resident booty obsessed himbo bull-y 18+ only! 26 Expect kinks. A lot of kinks. (Banner made by the lovely @fatwanter.bsky.social)

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 11h

rip 😔

2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 4d

Both a trick and a treat. Amazing stuff Hax ^^

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 6d

Normalize. pleasurable. wedgies.

Mystic Fluff @mysticfluff.bsky.social · 6d

I feel like such an outsider for not loving wedgies for the pain part. Ideally I'd like it if they felt good.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 6d

Fr fr, I've never been in it for the pain aspect. If it feels good to the recipient then that's all that matters to me. Plus a sprinkling of humiliation does help as well but as for pain, nah. I'd much rather give nerds pleasure than pain.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 7d

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 10d

Abby, no apologies needed. I'm absolutely loving these silly Yinglet posts. They bring a smile to my face whenever I see em. ^w^

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

Yeah, suppose that is on me for thinking they'd actually listen to the feedback.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

Nvm..

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

Explain your OCs power with a GIF

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

I am at a doctors office right now. I doubt they'd be interested in a sperm sample collection.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

Hmm. Not entirely sure to be honest. It's kind of a jumble between videogames, DnD, TV shows, etc.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

Wait..did blusky retract that stupid verification rule?

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 11d

What's it like in your head?

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 12d

Paint a nerds ass orange, draw a jack o' lantern face on it, call that shit "smashing pumpkins"
🎃

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 15d

The best treatment for all nerds.

Dar-kuu @dar-kuu.bsky.social · 15d

how I imagine people who say this wanna be treated.
(reviving one of my dead OCs and giving them longer hair too)

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 15d

Exactly! It'll be like those giant beanbags from lovesack. Or more appropriately named ballsack.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 15d

Sure thing, I even got the perfect housewarming gift for ya.
Two trash bags full of sweaty unwashed jockstraps.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 15d

With underwear that dorky, you're lucky they aren't already half way lodged up your fat blubber butt by now.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 16d

To anyone who's messaged me on this app and are wondering why I haven't responded yet. This is why. I refuse to give these incompetent shit bags my ID info.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 23d

That was..damn poetic. I was gonna say "First one to blink gets a wedgie" but that. That was just beautiful.

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 23d

Staring contest!

woody from toy story is holding a piece of paper in his hands in a bedroom .

ALT: woody from toy story is holding a piece of paper in his hands in a bedroom .

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LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 23d

Hang em high!~

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · 25d

Ah haxsmack, fantastic artist. ^^

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nobody @granddad.bsky.social · 27d

LemonBoi99 @kodaboi9.bsky.social · Oct 3

Two words.
Dat.
Ass.