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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ
@koffinkountdown.bsky.social
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 2d
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portrayal of koffin-k from ts!underswap :-)
written by castor / maya

[ #undertalerp #underswaprp #utdrrp #utrp #dtrp #mvrp ]
Koffin-K: I SAID LGBT!!! What even IS this?! (He is next to a sign that says "We support the GLTB community!") Harry: We thought youse said GLTB, see?! Larry: Yeah! Y'know, da Giggle Laughs Tickle Bounce community!
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1m
] Are You mad at me
koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1m
* ( Immediately he straightens up and clears his throat. )

I am Count Koffin-K! Full-time villain and evil mastermind!
koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1m
I KNOW what a CAR looks like!!!!!

* ( Mostly. In the way a kid from the city knows what a tractor looks like. Vague picture of it in his head. )
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 6m
I see... I see. Well! A minor setback! I will overcome this easily!
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 9m
] I'M SORRY MAN IT'S NOT YYOUR FAULT:-(
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 14m
] True ...
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 15m
] THOUGHT WE ESTABLISHED THIS
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 57m
] i need to have an excuse for someone to use him as a hat. sometime. purely because it would be fun
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
.........

* ( With very poorly concealed fear )

No actually I think I will be FINE!
koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
... Does it have a candlelit study with several bookshelves and a very villainous-looking desk? By any chance?
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
You h— a WHAT?
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
* ( Side eyeing it like a dog )

Whhat's in there.
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
* ( Increasingly agitated pacing (by pacing I mean floating back and forth) )

Preferably in a VERY TALL TOWER. With an OMINOUS STAIRCASE.
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
* ( Silently convincing himself that everyone is mad at him )

DOES ANYONE HAVE an EVIL STUDY in which to lock myself up for VILLAINOUS SCHEMING PURPOSES.
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
* ( Blink. )

The... van? Had pizza?
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
] if the king had made any slightly more threatening moves he would have turned into a hat and escaped like a scared little mouse
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
* ( Eyes immediately lighting up )

You don't say...!
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
] he realized the red uniform made her feel bad and was like We have to immediately make this green
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
... Was it at least a little bit evil?
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
] ueah i totally get yyou ... does it umm . Help if essentially the only thing being changed is a green top hat
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𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
] like especially now he would definitely be mildly flabbergasted if he actually managed to fully steal her 😭😭
koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
] sorry i promise neither i nor he had any intent to steal her :-( he fully intends to share . he thinks it's more Villainous to do it all secret-like anyway
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
I'm starting to think I was really onto something with my green disguise idea...
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koffinkountdown.bsky.social
𝑲𝑶𝑼𝑵𝑻 𝑲𝑶𝑭𝑭𝑰𝑵-𝑲 .ᐟ.ᐟ @koffinkountdown.bsky.social · 1h
Loyal henchdie I do not like your green boss
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