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Koitaroo

@koitaroo.bsky.social

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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 8d

I bought a calzone from Aldi's the other day, why in the fuck do the instructions tell me to AIR FRY THIS THING FOR 15 MINUTES AT 360????? IF I WANTED TO EAT A ROCK I'LL JUST GO OUTSIDE

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 8d

Hey

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 8d

i always find a way

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 11d

Ya know back in my day... we waited for the holidays for the Christmas Noobs to get on lmao. The bad players will come, now is not the time.

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 11d

Actually insane how many people are whining about how many sweats are playing Black Ops 7 during the fucking BETA. It's the beta, who do you think is pre-ordering these games to play the beta?

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 11d

How it feels DM'ing someone i dont talk to often

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 12d

played Outlast Trials after like, 1-2 years of not touching it and this massive troglodyte woman jump scared me at the end LMAO

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 15d

I have gyatt to get more art of my ocs i have been neglecting them for too long...

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 15d

Gone like a whisper in the wind...

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 15d

Thought it was a vendor for a sec but they usually turn lights on, not just walk around in the dark, so now im convinced I need to hang out here late at night sometime

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 15d

Tell me why im the only person at work and im hearing doors open and close. Fuck that shit!!!

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 22d

I lived, bitch.

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 22d

What are yall doing for rapture today

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 22d

What are yall doing for rapture today

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 25d

Newgrounds popping again? Lets fucking GO!!!

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 25d

All im saying is that more people should strive to be like B.J. Blazkowicz and less like Edward Richtofen.

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 25d

Bethesda: here's our new DLC for Indiana Jones
Twitter users, for some reason:

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 25d

I ran into a former coworker of mine that i haven't seen in literally a decade, its crazy how some people can change so much yet feel the same, in a good way.

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 27d

Just got to Enten V. Tobimune fight and im about to rip my hair out this shits too hype LMAO

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · Sep 7

Reading Kagurabachi lately, Hokazono, I was not familiar with your game.

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 28d

should i smoke a bowl and play overwatch today

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 28d

I work at a bar and grill and my bosses cut hours so hard I actually have 0 kitchen help or even a fryer for the next 4 days.

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 28d

Its ok queen ill bear this burden for you

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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · 28d

Ive been playing Overwatch 2 again lately cuz Stadium is actually super fun, the new main menu art is so nice ngl

Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · Sep 12

Im naming him "Little Man" and he disappeared under my monitor. Good bye, little man.

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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · Sep 12

I got a really tiny spider hanging out with me today. Should I name him?

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Koitaroo @koitaroo.bsky.social · Sep 11

How white people with "dark humor" look at you after making a joke about Charlie Kirk