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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 2h

Snout time

Chloe the blue heeler dog looking right at the camera, her snout prominent

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 5h

"this is my cage, it was made for me" -biffo, probably

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 6h

Biffo is a fey and capricious beast. He will not remain caged for long

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 6h

The cage was for Biffo

Out of Context Biffo the Bear @oocbiffo.bsky.social · 6h

Beano #1252, July 16, 1966

Biffo imprisons himself within a giant birdcage so the local Freakish Crows cannot steal his precious sausage rolls, which ENRAGES them.
BIFFO: This sausage roll is delicious! Chomp!
FREAKISH CROW: Bah! The cage wasn't for us-- It was for Biffo!

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 9h

The good dog

Chloe the blue heeler dog laying on a scuffed wooden floor, her head is up and her front paws are stretched out in front of her

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 11h

It's so fun how I can't sleep well when I'm sick, therefore making me sicker

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 3d

Tomatoes

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 3d

Birds!

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah I'm getting "no results found" for pretty much anything

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 3d

Such is her power

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 3d

Tail so fast you can't see it

Chloe the blue heeler dog standing looking at the camera, her large ears are perked up

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 4d

Get a mini cone, those are usually a pretty decent amount for the money

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 5d

"it behooves me" I say of the spell that turned me into a centaur

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 5d

Behold

scare-ron "actual ghost" shanxnywy @thxnywy.art · 5d

trash dragons, highly auspicious
#art

serpentine critters with the heads of a possum, raccoon, and rat erupt from a garbage bag, scattering trash all around

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 6d

I've only ever watched at most 2-3 episodes of the Simpsons, Seinfeld, buffy, and friends. I just didn't try to watch them when they were big and I feel like I know pretty much everything about them by cultural osmosis anyhow

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 6d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 6d

Lil guys

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 6d

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 7d

Chloe was having stomach problems all night but she seems better now. Content and napping.

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 7d

The power

The let's get you to bed meme but the grandma says "I crush the metal bars like so" and the young woman says "grandmother you are strong"

Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 8d

I suppose it would be odd if they were going around writing it on random cars around town

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 8d

The students write messages on staff cars during homecoming, maybe it's just a thing around here? They also wrote "hoco 2025" and "go seniors". It's all washable so it's not a big deal. I just don't clean my car. That's what the rain is for

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 8d

It's homecoming week so some kids wrote on my car including "wash your car" and I want to get one of those markers and write "never" in response

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 10d

Enjoy a meme

The grandma let's get you to bed meme. The grandma says "let us find totinos party pizza" and the young woman helping her says "yes our quest for flavor begins here"

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 10d

Rule by vainglorious popinjay

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 11d

Oh jeez, he really is.

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Krijthebold @krijthebold.bsky.social · 11d

Hegseth is one odd, pathetic man

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