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ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 51m

Looks like the first rat is leaving the sinking ship.

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 53m

Maybe the officer was on a diet and wasn’t supposed to come into contact with any food — so getting hit by a sandwich really did cause him personal harm. Poor thing.

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 1h

two muppets are talking to each other in front of a bookshelf and the words headlikeanorange are on the bottom

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ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 1h

For some reason, I find myself thinking about the former singer of the UK band Lostprophets — the one who was recently murdered in prison.

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 1h

a man in a military uniform is talking on a telephone with the words ooooh that 's a bingo written below

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ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 2h

Well, she’s one of the GOP’s well-known faces, so I guess her behavior comes as no surprise.

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 6h

Danke!

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 6h

😂😂😂😂 It’s a fantasy of the poorly educated—and Trump adores it, because, in his own words, the smart ones don’t like him.

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 6h

The face, the voice, and the hair.
A living, tragic comic-book character.
Whoever speaks of the best ten months of Trump’s presidency is apoplectic in his own way.
Pot meets kettle, and irony lights another cigarette.

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 8h

Bis gestern galt er in den rechten Schwurbelkreisen als ein dschihadistischer Kommunist.😬🤦🏻‍♀️

ksenijam.bsky.social @ksenijam.bsky.social · 12h

Seems to be a family fate — the ear injuries.

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Sarah Kirchberger @sarahkirchberger.bsky.social · 1d

The 37,000 🇺🇸US soldiers stationed in 🇩🇪Germany are facing US gov’t shutdown-related hardships.

The US Army therefore published a guide on its website with tips on how they can survive, listing links to emergency social benefits and loans, and recommending German food banks.

~The times we live in…🫣