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lezzy colonel🦐

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lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · May 5

あたしレズィです

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 3h

i have to check the perimeter every time i recommend someone an untranslated lesbian sex detective vn where your partner is a baddy with autism and potentially several obscure brain conditions that only make everyone find her hotter

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 12h

when you find what looks like the most awesome ps1 rpg ever made and it's fucking crash bandicoot with a dramatic cg intro www.youtube.com/watch?v=pocC...

Ling Rise PS1 Game Opening Movie HQ

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lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

i like the steam reviews that are like "i thought it would look pretty but the water reflections are glitching out and making the game run at 20fps while i'm trying to focus on solving puzzles"

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

ue5 has gotten so many devs with reliable and functional home developed engines that worked fine to move over to this ungodly fucking ass that doesn't run

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

this is, a logic puzzle game, that directly benefits from clean, simple environmental readability, several puzzles rely on the environments being very easy to understand at a glance, so what if we took it and

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

what if colors? didn't exist ?

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

recently i was playing the talos principle, which i got for seven dollars, and was curious about what that 30 dollar remake on ue5 looked like and uhhhhhhhhhhhh. why are we even doing this anymore

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

i want it all burnt to the ground already. i can't stand another day of this crap

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 17h

i'm so tired

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

i think even if kojima hills got made i'd have had some reservations about that one, funny enough

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

i think in my heart the idea of the revival of silent hill as a franchise is basically the same as the idea of reviving metal gear and that's why i'm extremely cold on it all even if f was decent

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

*pointing at bosconian sign in ridge racer* thats bosconian

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

i think people just don't really grasp that this is what every multimedia franchise mongame is like and think pokemon should be managed like, the legend of zelda or something

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

this is the ideal human form

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

they dont tell you about how oni is better than anything bungie makes now

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

the vibe i got from king was always more of a funny horror ideas guy, he's thought of all the random crap that we either get prestige kubrick movies or cheesy arnie vehicles from

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 1d

ended up going back and finishing silent hill f after all. i like the story generally, not my favorite ryukishi script but like, it's got neat ideas and characters. i just wish i enjoyed the game itself more, i don't think it's great at like, delivering it, nor all that fun to play overall.

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Poch @poch4n.bsky.social · 2d

I found an empty pocket sized sketch book when cleaning out my room and wanted to try drawing traditionally again !

a traditional drawing of akira from rival schools drawn on a small sketch book

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lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 3d

otoh the other half of the review was him complaining about how bad the movie sucker punch is

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 3d

theres a long youtube guy i listen to very occasionally and the worst review of a game he ever did that pops into my head sometimes is alice madness returns where he somehow lands at the critique that it's bad it's about rape because that's not a universal experience like depression is

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 4d

yeah i think i have unfortunately hit the breaking point with f. i'm completely drained of any will to keep playing it to reach the different endings myself instead of watching them online.

lezzy colonel🦐 @kusocolonel.bsky.social · 4d

Could Silent Hill be Back? (with creatively bold games that are fundamentally compromised by nonsensical mandates to reach a certain length ensuring that nobody will ever experience the full breadth of their narrative because nobody wants to replay the same combat gauntlets three times)