Kuy Von Braun II
@kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
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Optimistic nihilist, often found in a lab 👩🏻‍🔬🔬, Ad Astra 🚀👩🏻‍🚀, Liv Morgan fangirl 💜👑, #WWE, a *bit fond* of 90s classic The X-Files 🕵🏻‍♀️👽🛸. "Horny wrestling Jesus…" 🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Get this girl back on her farm & let her heal with her animals. Get well soon @yaonlylivvonce.bsky.social ! 💜👑💐
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
That’s the one, this stuff is intelligent in similar way to how a flower will grow towards sunlight, it isn’t thinking in any sort of sentient way.

The tech bros treating all this like Data from Star Trek is just vibes (& lies 🤷🏻‍♀️)
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Quite, AI is oftentimes just a summary of what’s on the internet…the problem is that quite a lot of what’s on the internet is absolute BS 😉🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
I knew he was trustworthy 😉🤣

*Liv discovered Irn Bru when she was up in Glasgow, she really liked that as well 😊
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Hey, stop rubbing it in 😉🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Exactly 🤣

“You seem to have a lot of instances of sickness in your department”

Really? Does it follow a seasonal pattern?

“How did you know that!?”

Just a guess 😉🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Really? 🤣

He’s just a bit odd…very fastidious in his personal habits, insists on an unusual level of cleanliness, has a formal meal once a day (gets dressed up and everything 🙌🏻). Meh, he’s rich & has been hit in the head a lot 😉🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
If you put all the sick people into a building then people in that building tend to get sick (thank you for coming to my Tedtalk 🤣)

Just think it’s funny that office people in an *entirely different building* find this hard to understand 😉🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Haven’t seen it yet, but I do like John Cena.

I know he’s a bit weird in his personal life (nothing dark, he’s just a bit peculiar), but he does seem like he’s genuinely a nice guy 😊
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Occasionally we have discussions with HR bureaucrat types about why the department has regular instances of sickness…”er, you are aware that this is a hospital, right?” 🤪🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
If Andrew had any sense he’d just quietly retire to a country estate & not be seen in public ever again.

I mean, he’ll still live a luxurious life & can take up butterfly collecting or something 🤷🏻‍♀️
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Had to be done 😉🤣

*you’re right though, people are voting for a feeling more than anything. Other than a general sense of “be horrible to forrins” they couldn’t name a single Reform UK Ltd policy
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kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
I know the drill 😉🤣

*I work in a hospital (well, in a lab, but it’s in the hospital), so I’m exposed to absolutely everything.

When the zombie plague starts I’ll probably have immunity 🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Doesn’t Clarkson want to stand against Ed Miliband?

£50 he does so for Reform UK Ltd…
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Aww thank you 😊

I am feeling a bit better, not been sick anymore (phew) & I don’t feel hot &/or cold like I did (the alternating temperature thing), but I feel like I’ve swallowed broken glass & my head is banging 🤒
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
It took me a while to get into AoS, it’s just so different to the WFB of my youth.

Personally in my head canon it’s a sort of “what if” alternative timeline rather than replacing WFB (by far my favourite). It is a fun game though, & is the highest of high fantasy, turns up the fantastical to 11 😉
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Well it hardly helps that Reform UK Ltd, the Tories & unfortunately even Labour keep telling them their racism is actually a “legitimate concern”
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Je’Von is my favourite NXT wrestler, he’s going to be brilliant 💜🤼‍♀️
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Old man Drew 🤣🙌🏻

*I sometimes have to ask youngsters at work what internet things mean 😊
wrestletalk.bsky.social
Drew McIntyre comments on the 18 year anniversary of his WWE TV debut on SmackDown:

"Internet tells me it’s now 18 years since I debuted on your television screens.

"The internet tells me I’m ‘still serving’ whatever that means."

🤣🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Wowzers!

I had “not COVID” (I kept testing negative, but I definitely had it), was so ill it was just horrendous. Couldn’t even stand up at one point, had to crawl around the house on all fours 🤪

I’m feeling a bit better, just really sore throat & banging headache now 🔥
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
I wish the apocalypse would hurry up 🤣
kuyvonbraun.bsky.social
Supporting the Tories is a pretty niche hobby these days…