Kathryn VanArendonk
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am also a long time fan of her sweeney st george mysteries but if I came on here and was like “guys I love these books where the detective is an art historian with a specialty in funerary objects who studies early American gravestones” you’d be like yeah kathryn we know
kvanaren.bsky.social
just a note to say I have really really enjoyed @sarahstewarttaylor.bsky.social’s Bethany Vermont novels; just finished the second one and those things feel beautifully quiet and then you’re like naw man this shit RIPS. recommend for fans of the early inspector gamaches.
kvanaren.bsky.social
none of the blurbs are really right imo; it is closest to ministry of time among that quartet it is sad English people and romantic longing and history and lovely prose and it’s so good
kvanaren.bsky.social
Lowdown is the answer; i have relevant embargoed thoughts on the upcoming vince gilligan
kvanaren.bsky.social
maybe, if the state of nj will let me spring her from the third grade
kvanaren.bsky.social
Josh I am literally on my way to moderate a panel about parenting and comedy and I’m like, what am I even doing. why is she not the moderator
kvanaren.bsky.social
I would say “what have I done” but that would be giving myself way too much credit here
kvanaren.bsky.social
couldn’t understand a word 8yo said this morning (it’s a tough word to say clearly) and this child rolled her eyes and said, “you know the word. context is power”

still quaking tbh
kvanaren.bsky.social
i've been trying to ignore the onslaught of gobbledygook chatter clips but sometimes one just reaches out and smacks you in the face with how dumb everything is
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
kvanaren.bsky.social
except really i just want to get to the chrestomancis
kvanaren.bsky.social
because of 8yo's preferences i have a strong inclination toward female protagonists to start, she's a real longstanding misandrist so maaaaaybe dogsbody?
kvanaren.bsky.social
can't decide which one to start my 11 and 8yo on; we are somehow still doing readalouds at night and i'm clinging to the last year or so i'm guessing this will be the case
kvanaren.bsky.social
oooh sorry i missed it! yeah i gotta get my kids into some diana wynne jones, we're almost done with the patricia c wrede dragon books and i need to move them along to new territory
kvanaren.bsky.social
did you check out The Incandescent? one of the other academias i did enjoy this year
kvanaren.bsky.social
omg had not heard of that sofia samatar, will be picking up *immediately*
kvanaren.bsky.social
a little concerned about how quickly my brain found those but ty
kvanaren.bsky.social
i feel like costner is like, slideintohome, and sheridan is like, hownowbrowncow
kvanaren.bsky.social
then they should be writing some exquisite fan fiction
kvanaren.bsky.social
taylor sheridan and kevin costner should kiss each other, just once, as an experiment
kvanaren.bsky.social
(this is totally correct that it's fun to put images on your own make your own tracks but that if you get too into it it'll take forever and you definitely don't have to)
kvanaren.bsky.social
if you start with a yoto i'd be sure to start with a couple of the cards they make rather than the make your owns, because you'll want them to have the pictures on the cards and the little pictograms on the lil screen to associate with specific audio they want to select