Kevin Wade
@kwade.bsky.social
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Professional beverage goblin. Once wrote about sports, now just here to make 🗑️ takes
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So your defense held them to 5-12 on third down and three yards per carry?”

“Yes Dave”

“And your defense had a pick six”

“That’s correct Dave”

“You didn’t make adjustments to the offense at halftime, did you?”

“Yes, thats correct Dave”
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I saw a comment on a tiktok video recently that was like

"I wish I was a little bit more stupid so I could actually be happy"

My shrink didn't find that line as entertaining as I did
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Dominos Out-Pizza'd the Hut
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This Dominos is in an old Pizza Hut building 😭😭
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Green Frog Costume for $54.99!

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Gameday Guest Picker in Oregon this week is the Portland Frog
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did you even listen to the new Taylor Swift album, she explains it all
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How many people are going to get baited by FS1 playing Game 2 while Game 3 is in a rain delay?
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Dante Moore is a self-care King
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I did not have an entire song about Travis Kelce’s schlong on my bingo card
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gotta love the tiktok shop
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Starting to make sense why Gary Anderson was willing to leave $12 million on the table not to deal with Oregon State's admin
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I glad the FDA finally approved the new Covid Vaccine, just got my Dumbrekka shot!
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There's at least five I can think of in that show not to mention the promos for the reboot where they clearly didn't learn their lesson.
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I know people want Ducks vs Them video to drop but the longer they take to release it, the less time you have to wait over the bye week for the next one.
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Everytime I see a video of an Oregon wedding play Shout and it’s not Otis Day and the Knights, I’m judging you and your level of fandom.
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“Do you get overtime for this”
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It’s so weird, I remember seeing them walk someone out for being on FaceTime in 2019.
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Am I crazy or is Nike now letting influencers film in the employee store?

I feel like people used to get in trouble for even being on FaceTime in there
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I'm there for marketing trends and the occasional funny video.

I don't follow a single account so my algo resets every few days which is illuminating
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This dude is a generational hater on Oregon
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CFB TikTok is a wild place where you can just say anything you want…

“Dan Lanning is growing complacent at Oregon”
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What did Lanning say to the ref before the second overtime to make him laugh?
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Mamma Moore said GTFO with that
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Shoutout to this Reddit commenter for the perfect description of Autzen Stadium