Lady Greybird
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bonnicula.bsky.social
ooh this is HUGE, didn't know these existed
Going to look into getting one of these since my wifi likes to get flaky a couple times a night
swolekat.info
Hey you! Is your vtuber face tracking dying because of your bad wifi! Well check out this crazy thing I found to plug an ethernet cable into your phone!
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Every day discord is like "hey look theres something new in the store!" and every day I'm like "yeah no thanks, I dont want to give you my credit card or bank details, perhaps you could accept gift card tokens instead, you joke of a company."
ladygreybird.bsky.social
My ass is acting like a baseball glove, in that no fold of leather could explain these spurts and spasms
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Lesson being i guess, don't forget your bullshit, because you are gonna have a shit life until you remember why.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
It's not about the plumber, not about the fence, nor about the electrics or about the neighbours.
It's about childhood trauma and my home being the only safe place where i can avoid the distress of not having control.

I hate that.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Stop calling them federal agents.
They are alleged federal agents at best.
Name and badge number or its just some civilian dude in dress up, brandishing.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
"But why are our butts so sensitive and full of nerve endings?"
"You can't ask that, we'll get cut off of PBS."
ladygreybird.bsky.social
I DID NOT just hear "pint of Juinness", twice
ladygreybird.bsky.social
"I'm saving up for astrophysics numerologist rank 5"
ladygreybird.bsky.social
What if "mental illness" is just "you have unspent skill points"?
ladygreybird.bsky.social
So, it ends, i now have the ability to shut off my water supply and do my own repairs, in secret, in privacy, forevermore. It only cost $1000 for this freedom.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
I wonder what it's like shopping with this guy
ladygreybird.bsky.social
We should be able to doordash a game developer to our houses each time a new game runs like shit or crashes so we can push their faces in it and sternly say "No. Bad."
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Citizen, to access this service you must submit a blood sample to measure your telomere age.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
So i guess this weekend I'm cutting into a live pressurised water pipe myself, with the assistance of a coke bottle and a bag of dry ice, or something
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Contacted 3 plumbers, the first was an AI, the second didn't respond, and the third who i provided every detail for, even saying work under $500 pre-emptively approved, provided every photograph...
No response
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Or like "hire a customer advocate".
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Just thought of a new business idea:
"please do it for me" idea is if you simply cannot deal with plumbers, electricians, tradespeople or making appointments, give us the details and we'll take care of all the bullshit unnecessary back and forth, uncertainty and negotiation.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
I have obtained a piece of chalk with which to write directions on my back wall for a plumber to install shut off valves in my complete absence.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Does the finger thingy hurt? Like does it squeeze hard? I've never been in hospital since i was born in one. I hope you are okay.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
If a shop sells booze to a kid, they get in a lot of trouble.
If a parent gives booze to a kid, they get in a lot of trouble.
Now replace the word 'booze' with 'unfiltered internet' and reach the conclusion.
The ISP is the seller.
The onus is being put on the wrong party.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
Someone who envisaged a perfect utopian world where it would be no bother at all to just walk into your neighbor's fenced off yard at any time of day or night to reset your circuit breaker and it would be no bother to turn off water to the every house just to change a washer in one.
ladygreybird.bsky.social
A leaking shower tap. There is no shut-off valve on my property, just like there is no fuse box.
The people who built this house disgust me.
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alcrowlay.bsky.social
The man, the myth, the Peepo.

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A white-faced gray cockatiel sits next to a mug with a superimposed picture of Nicholas Cage's face plastered on it. The bird appears content underneath the intense Cage Gaze. A white-faced gray cockatiel sits in a sleepy position on someone's lap. A white-faced gray cockatiel receiving scritches from terrifying clawed hands atop a desk with a tablet in the background. A white-faced gray cockatiel from the former picture now being angry that the scritches have stopped.